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Date Posted: 14:14:28 05/23/05 Mon
Author: CCS
Subject: Talkin bout mock hosts, and crazy cool medallions
In reply to: jennings 's message, "Let's Talk "Mock Season"" on 12:58:23 05/14/05 Sat

Out of those suggested so far, I would enjoy writing sketches for (in order of appearance):

Morgan Freeman
Lewis Black (might as well join the majority, rather untouchable with 8 votes)
Jessica Alba (timed near Fantastic Four if at all possible)
Johnny Depp
Angelina Jolie
Bob Odenkirk
Jeffrey Tambor
Will Arnett
Zach Braff
Zooey Deschanel

In addition, the board of directors recommends a vote FOR the following:

1. John C. McGinley
2. Anthony Kiedis and Flea
3. Rebecca Romijn
4. Alanis Morissette
5. Michael Clarke Duncan
6. Hillary Clinton

The following arguments are being proposed for the above issues:

1. The man known as John C. McGinley is a laugh riot. No one on TV plays the sarcastic asshole better than him. Also, he's on Scrubs which, like Snapple, is "Made From The Best Stuff On Earth�". He had a memorable role as a Bob in the cult hit Office Space and talked his way into his first big screen role by pretending he could pole vault. I recommend a vote FOR John C. McGinley.

2. Music/sports hosts aren't in such a bad position for the mock season, as they can't flub lines or stare at cue cards. As such, I continue a long tradition of submitting Anthony Kiedis and Flea of The Red Hot Chili Peppers as mock co-hosts. Besides, they were both in The Chase and Flea was seen as a nihilistic German in The Big Lebowski. I recommend a vote FOR Anthony Kiedis and Flea.

3. One of the few model/actresses to successfully convert to an actress/model, this Slashie winner is also one of the few models with a good sense of humor. Look for her hilarious cameo in Dirty Work if you don't believe me. Also, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special always attempts a comedy bit with whoever's on the cover and her bit from that chain-mail bikini issue is the only one to have made me laugh. Also, she's mega hot and has starred in Femme Fatale and The Punisher, two underrated movies that prove she's got the chops to host an episode. I recommend a vote FOR Rebecca Romijn.

4. No stranger to sketch comedy, Alanis was a regular on that emerald mine of nostalgia, You Can't Do That On Television. If someone from All That gets to be a cast member, it's only fair someone from YCDTOTV gets to host. She's managed to be far from the one-hit wonder like her contemporaries such as Meredith Brooks, and all while Canadian. Sure, she may not sit on the very top of the charts anymore, but that didn't stop Cyndi Lauper in 2001. I draw the argument from Kiedis and Flea of the hypothetical nature of the episode and also submit that skethes featuring her would be pretty unique and diverse. I recommend a vote FOR Alanis Morissette.

5. He is bad ass. I wouldn't want to be the one to not vote for him.

6. You know you wanna.

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I'll second K&F, Alanis, and strongly second Hillary Clinton...that would be hilarious. (NT) -- Hillary, 18:27:39 05/23/05 Mon