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Date Posted: 17:08:17 10/22/04 Fri
Author: Prateek
Subject: WU Bit
In reply to: Prateek 's message, "Comments" on 17:06:52 10/22/04 Fri

Tina Fey: This week Arnold Schwarzeneggar endorsed a 3 million dollar bond to help fund Human Stem Cell Research. Here to comment on this, is the one, the only, Arnold Schwarzeneggar.
(Arnold enters and sits next to Tina)

Tina: Governor Schwarzeneggar, why are you for Stem Cell Research.

Arnold: Ah Miss Tina Fey, I totally support the stems and the cells and the research and the this and that of the human research.
(He notices Amy) Hey where is puny man Fallon. All I see one real piece of lady right here!

Amy:(Acting all shy) Thanks governor.

Arnold: You know pretty lady, I terminated Grey Davis in the election polls.

Amy: Yeah I know that.

Arnold: No, I go to the polls and I get have my gun and I blow his guts out. The guts, the blood and things of this nature.

Tina: Um, Arnold I saw Grey Davis last week. You didn�t kill him.

Arnold: No, you�re wrong Miss Fey. You�re wrong!

Tina: Okay fine, forget that. Governor, aren�t you worried about going against the Republicans by supporting Stem Cell Research, or are you joining the Democrats.

Arnold: Tina, I was Mr. UNI-VARSE, so I can handle the Republican Party. They are all girlie men. In fact the Democrats are all girlie men. Then there is Christopher Reeves, and he is a girlie man, he is so puny that he can�t even walk!

Tina: Governor, how can you call the deceased Reeves a girly man. He�s a real hero.

Arnold: No Tina, you�re wrong. Reeves will never be a hero. I am a hero, I was Conan the Barbarian. You�re wrong Tina Fey, in fact, you are a GIRLY MAN!

Amy: Ha ha, it�s true. Because Tina is always getting mistaken for a man, and she�s a girl.

Tina: Yeah okay, now Arnold, is this the only policy that you disagree with the Republicans about.

Arnold: Tina, I am strongly against the abortions with the killing of the babies and such and such. I am strongly against the Gay Marriages with the sex and the lesbians and the anal and these things. However, I do support some nice German Schnitzel, if you know what the Govinator is talking about. Ha ha ha! YA!! What a time to be Governor of California.

Tina: Okay, I think we have had enough of this. For Weekend Update I�m Tina Fey.

Amy: I�m Amy Poehler.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar: And I�m Ahnuld, the Govinator.

Tina Fey: Good Night and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow.

Arnold: And things of that nature.
(Fade Out)

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Replies:

Re: Comments -- Jack Farrell, 22:02:06 10/22/04 Fri

Thanks -- Prateek, 22:09:06 10/22/04 Fri

It's a good piece -- Jim Bevan, 08:13:07 10/23/04 Sat
- Thanks for the Feedback Jim (NT) -- Prateek, 12:28:57 10/23/04 Sat