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Date Posted: 02:42:16 08/04/04 Wed
Author: Stupid
Subject: Yeah get to work ya bum.
In reply to: Jim Bevan 's message, "Just wondering..." on 13:57:13 08/03/04 Tue

I agree with CCS. Get to work dude!!!!!

But you did pose a very interesting question.

One that needs to be answered.

What do I think of it?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........................depends what u mean by it.

If by 'it' u mean boobies, I think 'it' is very cool. Definitely one of the summer's best!
I know I'd rather be chatting with some boobies than typing this out right now. Boobies are good listeners.

But that's probably not what u meant by it. I've always been terrible with context clues...

(enter dancing penguin.)

(exit dancing penguin)

Let's talk about something else.

I think Heather Locklear is making a big mistake signing on to that LAX show.

Heather what are you doing? If that show ends up becoming a hit and running for a long period of time it'll ruin your career. DON'T YOU SEE!

You'll be known as: "Heather Locklear, ex-LAX star.".

You'll become a joke...a very very hot joke...where was I. Oh yeah, u're hot.

Speaking of jokes...BRITNEY, WTF?
How can I support you when u continue to act so frickin' retarded, girl?
I supported you back in the day when everyone was calling you a total hypocritical whore ho-bag.
I said...'Silence fools! How dare you speak ill of someone so pure! Hey Len, give me back my sandwich u jackass.".

There was this guy named Len who i used to hang around with....he'd always be stealing my lunch. Bastard.

ANYWAYS...

I...I'm afraid I just can't defend you now though. You're just acting too stupid. U're like a giant star collapsing in on itself as it reaches critical stupidity. And so, whilst the masses call you a stupid ass ho-bag...I weep.

HOW IN THE HECK CAN YOU CALL THAT GUY YOUR PRINCE! He left his PREGNANT wife and kid to hook up with some other chick! Where I come from that dude would hardly be called a man.

Talking about u kissed a lot of frogs and finally found a prince...what happend is, u closed your eyes, you kissed a frog, the frog got excited and pooped itself(which is probably what I would do, that's why I always wear big people diapers juuust in case.), then the frog hopped away.

Then you opened your eyes, didn't see the frog and so you thought that the big pile of stinking, steaming, watery frog crap was the frog transformed into a prince. Now u're gonna marry it. I hope you and the grotesque diahhrea will be very happy together.

And since we're on the subject of being stupid, I just want to address something. I get a ton of fan e-mail and lately I've been getting the same question over and over again. Where did you get the name Stupid? I've addressed this before but this is the official version of what happened. Facts have been changed for the sake of making the story way cooler. Some might say mad cool. Others might say insanely cool. Others might not say anything at all. They could be mute...we just don't know. Nope...we just don't know.

It was a cool day in October. Me and my homie Alex were chilling in chat watching The Godfather II.
(I'd like to send a major shout out to Alex and Jessica, my old chat homies from back in the day. For real, u guys are awesome. Drop us a line sometime, let us know u're alright, yo!)

So we were watching the movie and we get to the end. For those not familiar with the film, the end goes like this:

-----

MICHAEL
Talked to my father about my future? My future.
TOM
Mikey, he has high hopes for you.
MICHAEL
Well I have my own plans for my future.
SONNY
What'd you go to college to get stupid? You're really stupid.
CONNIE
He's here come on.
[Every but MICHAEL walks out.]
SONNY
Come on -- come on -- stupid.
[MICHAEL sits alone at the table.]
EVERYONE
Surprise -- For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow -- that nobody can deny -- that nobody can deny
DISSOLVE TO: VITO holding MICHAEL's hand and waving good bye in Sicily.
DISSOLVE TO: MICHAEL sitting alone at the compound.
FADE TO BLACK
------

Then Alex turns to me and says.

Alex: JP, that last bit at the dinner table reminded me of you.

JP: What? You see the same conflict with Michael and his father that you see with me and my father regarding a possible carreer in comedy?

Alex: No...u're just stupid.

JP: Hmm..

Alex: You're really stupid.

JP: Stupid eh?(rubbing chin)

Alex: Come on Stupid let's go get some ice cream.

JP: YAY!

Ice cream makes me happy.

Stupid

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