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Date Posted: 16:39:11 01/22/05 Sat
Author: Live From Las Vegas, Nevada
Subject: Royal Rumble


~The countdown to the Pay-Per-View hits zero and the screen is filled with the bright lights of Sin City, Las Vegas as Elvis’ “A Little Less Conversation” pumps over the speakers. We take you around the city before arriving to the arena where the Royal Rumble promotional poster hangs on the outside.~









~Elvis is then replaced by Alter Bridge and the Royal Rumble theme as we take you inside of the arena and to the wild and screaming fans that have jam packed the arena! Pyros then begin to explode from all around the arena and we take you to the top of the stage where Jim Ross and Roddy Piper are seated!~


JR: Hello and welcome folks to UCW’s first Co-Branded Pay-Per-View of 2005, the incomparable ROYAL RUMBLE! I’m good ‘Ol JR and this is my color commentator partner, “HOT ROD” Rowdy Roddy Piper, and what a barn-burner we have in store for you tonight!






Brand Monday Night Raw










Heavyweight Championship – Hell in the Cell
( c ) Chris Jericho vs Lance Storm vs David Flair vs Shawn Michaels vs Jeff Jarrett vs Triple H


International Championship – Loser Leaves Town Match
( c ) A.J. Styles vs Matt Hardy









~JR now sends it to the Smackdown! team of Jax and Paul Heyman at ringside.~


Jax: It’s January 30th, 2005, and we’re in the city that never sleeps, Las Vegas, Nevada on the night where one of two men will be wheeled out of the city in a CASKET, and where the other man will walk out as CHAMPION!






Brand Smackdown!










World Championship – Casket Match
( c ) Jesse Hart vs The Undertaker


United States Championship
( c ) Edge vs John Cena




Cross-Promotional









Women’s World Championship
( c ) Nat Taylor vs Trish Stratus


Women’s #1 Contender’s Match for WrestleMania 5 – Six-Pack Challenge
Lauren vs Lita vs Victoria vs Molly Holly vs Jazz vs Lana Star




ROYAL RUMBLE









Brand Smackdown! Confirmed Participants
Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, Matt Morgan, Adonis Jordan, Nick Dinsmore, Shelton Benjamin, Eddie Guerrero, Edge (Pending), John Cena (Pending), Charlie Haas (If Medically Cleared), Carlito “Caribbean” Cool, and The Rock


Brand Monday Night Raw Confirmed Participants
Kane, Batista, Sean O’Haire, Rey Mysterio, Bobby Rude, Johnny D’Amore, Petey Williams, Test, Chris Sabin, AJ Styles (Pending), Matt Hardy (Pending), and Christian









~We now take you backstage, and the crowd simply EXPLODES as we catch up with THE ROCK upon his arrival!~












~The crowd is cheering LOUDLY as Rock stops short, lifting his chin and listening to the fans before interrupting them.~ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Laaaaaas VEGAS! Yeah, yeah, The Rock LOVES Sin City, babay!

~Rock turns his head to the side, taking a look at Raw’s Christy who is standing to the side with two other women, talking to one another.~ And The Rock loves each and every one of you too, mamas!

~He pulls up on his pants.~ Eaaaaaaasy big fella. Hey now, what’re your names, sweethearts?

Christy: Hi Rock, I’m Christy.

Girl 2: I’m Joy.

Girl 3: I’m Amy.

~Rock looks them all up and down, liking what he’s seeing. He then shakes his head.~ Oh man, The Rock’s sorry, he wasn’t listening… DAYUM you fine, ladies! Ok.. ok… tell The Rock again, who are you?

~Before they can speak, he interrupts them this time.~ IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE! ~The crowd pops.~ All that matters is that you stand behind The Rock and look pretty like you do because Las Vegas is right here… Las Vegas is right now… and Las Vegas is LIIIIIIIIIIIVE with the one… the only… Las Vegas is LIVE with the People’s champ THE ROCK!

And The Rock has come here tonight to allow an opportunity if a LIFETIME to the UCW superstars competing in the Royal Rumble tonight. The Rock is here to allow the UCW superstars to go one on one, two on one, three on one, twenty-nine on one with the Jabroni beatin’, pie eatin’, elbow dropping’ heart stoppin’, locked, stocked, eye brow cocked, People’s champ THE ROCK! And when you go ONE on ONE… Twenty-nine on one with the Great One? The Rock will make AAAAAAALL of your candy asses FAMOUS!

The Rock’s going into the Rumble to do one thing and one thing alone… and that’s while the MILLIONS… aaaaaaaaand MILLIONS… of The Rock’s fans chant his name…

~He pauses as the crowd chants “ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!”~ … The Rock’s going into the Rumble to put foot to ass and feet to the floor and go on to WrestleMANIA to once AGAIN become the most ELECTRIFYING Champion in sports and entertainment…

~He pulls back.~ If Ya SMEEEEEEEEEEELLALALALALOOOW! Look at the tongue, look at the tongue, look at the tongue! LALALALOOOOOOW! What The ROCK… ~He looks Christy, Joy and Amy up and down, licks his lips, rocks his hips like Elvis, and then…~ … Iiiiiiiiiiiiiis COOKING!

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