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Date Posted: 20:03:11 12/09/01 Sun
Author: CW
Subject: Grabbing the mayor's 6 pound textbook,
In reply to: kenamom, 22 hours till final exam 's message, "Suddenly KM's eyes glaze over and she starts to mutter......" on 17:36:59 12/09/01 Sun

CW took a mighty swing and knocked the scapel out of KS's hand. It flew across the floor, sliding over to where Bubba was cowering in a corner. The poor alien looked at CW, slightly alarmed and then quickly stepped on it. It cut his little toe just a little nick. Staring in disbelief at his foot, the green goo started to disolve the scalpel into a slimy little pile.

"If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times not to play with scalpels!" she screamed at KS. "Knock this off. If you have to cut up anything, I have three weeks worth of coupons to clip out of the newspaper, so get busy young lady!"

Then to the astonished crowd's amazement, CW offered the following explanation for her strange behavior, "I don't know who made my coffee this morning but sabotaging it with decaf won't help your cause any!"

Kenamom, still muttering her formulas, stopped briefly and sputtered "That's it, that's what is wrong. I had a cup of that stuff too and wondered why I am so sleepy yet."

CW and Kenamom glared at the crowd but nobody fessed up. "Nobody is going anywhere until we find out the truth. No dessert either for anybody!"

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Replies:

Oh all right! KS confesses -- Kande's Sis, 21:53:19 12/10/01 Mon
- "Oh, puh-leez!" snorts kande. -- kande, 03:18:38 12/11/01 Tue
  - "They said they were . . . -- CW, 16:48:25 12/11/01 Tue
    - How many fat grams is that? -- Kande's Sis asks fussily, 06:26:33 12/12/01 Wed
      - DBTL plops done on the floor -- DBTL, back from the land of TOO MUCH TO DO1, 17:34:59 12/12/01 Wed
        While everybody is entranced with the big screen -- CW, 20:27:25 12/12/01 Wed
        I just want to go home! -- Kande's Sis, 06:50:23 12/13/01 Thu
        Suddenly KS's tattered sweater begins to move -- kenamom, 08:51:58 12/14/01 Fri
        "You know you two that . . . -- CW, 20:52:42 12/14/01 Fri
        Bubba is in the corner, desperately trying to contain his foot -- Kande's Sis, 08:55:43 12/15/01 Sat
        "Hey, could you people keep it down? I am trying to NOT watch the X-Files over here..." -- Rabid, who never makes resolutions as she is irresolute, 22:15:05 12/16/01 Sun
        Okay, Okay so the eppy is called "Darkness Falls"...my how quickly I forget! (NT) -- Rabid who hangs her head in shame at the gaff, 00:00:07 12/17/01 Mon
        "Who spilled all over the floor?" demands kande. -- kande, 03:18:57 12/18/01 Tue
        Kenamom smiles as she notes the green on her visor is a Christmas Green -- kenamom, getting in the spirit, 10:20:57 12/18/01 Tue
        "I love you guysh!" slurs Rabid. -- kande, 04:57:58 12/19/01 Wed
        KS starts the impromptu Xmas etiquette class -- Kande's Sis, 06:47:31 12/19/01 Wed
        "Merry Christmas! -- CW, 20:59:34 12/21/01 Fri