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Date Posted: 05:13:26 12/11/06 Mon
Author: jennings
Subject: “A Don Pardo Commercial Endorsement”
In reply to: jennings 's message, "SNY DIGITAL SHORT: Past Present Future" on 05:11:17 12/11/06 Mon

Details: Don Pardo pitches an urban-style toothbrush


“A Don Pardo Commercial Endorsement”
Written by Mark Jennings Reese II

…Don Pardo
…Kenan Thompson
Announcer…Amy Poehler (voice only)

(Fade in)

Announcer: And now a commercial endorsement from Don Pardo.

(Don Pardo stands backstage at SNL)

Don Pardo: Hello. I’m Don Pardo, the voice of “Saturday Night”. Few announcers get to do endorsements; I’m one of few who still does. So this time, I’d like to tell you about a new product that’s sure to be a hit. It’s called “Nigga-Reach”, the only tooth brush for urban community dwellers who want clean teeth and healthy gums, but don’t want to stop running their mouths. “Nigga-Reach”.

(Kenan Thompson approaches)

Kenan Thompson: Say what?

Don Pardo: Kenan, it’s called “Nigga-Reach”.

Kenan Thompson: Say what?

Don Pardo: “Nigga-Reach”! Did I stutter?

Kenan Thompson: Oh, it’s on now, honky!

(Kenan Thompson attempts to punch Don in the head; Don blocks his punch)

Don Pardo: Nice try, boy! Now go get me a sandwich!

(Kenan walks away)

And hold the mayo!

(Don Pardo smiles for the camera)

Announcer: Nigga-Reach. Ask for it by name.

(SUPER: “NIGGA-REACH”)

(Fade out)

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