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Date Posted: 19:46:12 04/01/04 Thu
Author: Hillary
Subject: Re: Potential WU jokes
In reply to: Hillary 's message, "Potential WU jokes" on 19:39:44 04/01/04 Thu

Chinese veterinarians are hoping that the panda bear Hua Mei, formerly of the San Diego Zoo, will quickly mate with another panda. Because she was born in captivity, she has not had the opportunity to observe the natural state of panda copulation in the wild. Thus, the veterinarians have been giving her “sex ed” lessons by showing her video footage of pandas mating.

If humans used this technique with their children, it would make sex ed a hell of a lot more interesting.
OR
This is the first time anyone besides Michael Jackson has considered porn “educational.”

Prime Minister-elect of Spain Jose Luis Rodriquez Zapatero has said he wanted Spanish troops in Iraq to come home by June 30 if the United Nations does not take control of Iraq. He also said, quote, “I think Spain’s participation in the war has been a total error.”

He then added, “Not to mention, the participation of the U.S.”

Two part joke, and sorry it's offensive:
Told by a reporter that many Dutch people want to withdraw their troops from Iraq, President Bush responded, “I would ask them to think of the Iraqi citizens who don’t want people to withdraw, because they want people to be free.”

In a related story, four American missionaries were killed in Iraq. I should add, however, that they were Southern Baptists. (this is true, actually)

Bush has said that ultimately the Dutch people must make the decision for themselves, saying, “No pressure. Remember when France didn’t want to participate? We didn’t give <I>them</I> a hard time, did we?”

President Bush agreed to allow Condoleeza Rice to testify in public and under oath before the panel investigating the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Ms. Rice’s response: “Eep!”

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