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Date Posted: 23:49:01 05/20/06 Sat
Author: Matteo
Subject: Hot Pockets by Fatman
In reply to: Patrick Lonergan 's message, "REVIEWS: Kevin Spacey 05/20/06" on 17:45:07 05/20/06 Sat

Well, this was a dousy. The opening line explaining the product was butchered. It was a terrible introduction to the idea. The second line is just as bad. Man #1 is bad too. Woman is unfunny. Man #2, now the idea is getting funny (he accidentally cooks his hand because he has it in his pocket). Man #3 unfunny. Man #4 pretty funny (forgot his keys in his pocket which cause sparks and start the pants on fire). A description of the steak being placed in the pockets could have helped. I'd imagine it being funny if you described how he squishes a large steak into his tight pocket.
A fly with a working zipper? Lame. How about a fly with a heating tray to keep food warm?
The last line with the warning is pretty good (May experience radiation, contact doctor in case of sudden blindness, and we cannot use the name). BUT - I could think of funnier ideas, such as may heat up genitals to cause uncontrollable orgasm, or radiation may cause inability to procreate (have children).
Overall, the idea of pants with microwave pockets and calling them hot pockets is absurd, and kind of funny. I just think it was done very poorly in most areas. I give it a 3 out of 10.

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