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Date Posted: 01:33:47 05/23/06 Tue
Author: Matteo
Subject: Prom Date by Fatman
In reply to: Patrick Lonergan 's message, "REVIEWS: Kevin Spacey 05/20/06" on 17:45:07 05/20/06 Sat

This wasn't funny. The embarressing things weren't funny. I would have done this;
The very first picture mom shows is one of him being naked. Then the next one, he's naked. And the next one, you guessed it, naked. And the next one, he's playing with barbie dolls. His mom explains how he liked dolls instead of toy soldiers. And then you might want to go in the direction of being really absurd.
-I can’t believe my little boy is going to his senior prom already. And with a girl! And it’s even one that is not as ugly as my ass. (not funny)
-(outraged) That’s just awful! I am not going to the prom with someone who doesn’t eat breakfast! I’m leaving! (She storms out the door.) (not funny - seen it, been there before, many times)

You can't just have a mom who appears to hate her son and wants to destroy his life so blatantly. If you were going for "well, she's trying to make the girl ditch him so he stays home with her, because she's insecure about losing her son to another woman", well, you didn't succeed. You have to have some tact and subtlety. Make the mom either be well meaning, but embarressing to her son, or conniving, like I just mentioned above. And you have to think of ways that would really embarress someone. When you were talking about how little his penis was as a kid in the naked potty photo, you were on the right track. When you were talking about the girl potty training video, you were on the wrong track. Now, if the mom said he pee's like a girl, then that would be embarressing. 2.5 out of 10.

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  • The first half -- Hillary, 21:29:58 05/23/06 Tue
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