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Date Posted: 22:30:50 01/07/06 Sat
Author: JP
Subject: Holidays are over, get back to work people!!!
In reply to: Jim Bevan 's message, "Here's another current events joke for ya!" on 20:47:38 01/07/06 Sat

Yo everybody.

First off, I think the joke can be tightened up a bit, maybe. I don't know. Thinking about it I could only shave 3 words off of it. Well in any case I think there should be the word 'continuous' before the "tick tick tick" just to really drive the joke across.

Here's an example of what I mean:
In a goodwill gesture, designed to end hostilities between the two nations, the Chinese government sent a gift of two panda cubs to Taiwan. Taiwanese officials commented that they were impressed with how cute the cubs were, and that they were amazed by the cubs ability to make a continuous "tick tick tick" noise.

Anyways, it's a good joke I think.

The Hugo Chavez joke was funny. But to be fair to the man it should be noted that in his Chanukkah speech he said that Jews knew how to 'kick it old testament, yo' and then called Christians, 'bacon-eating mofos'. I don't know, I think he just wants everybody to like him but he's going about it the wrong way.

Well, the Christmas season has officially ended. Did you guys read those reports about some loser who bought a bunch of digital cameras before x-mas, spent the holiday taking pictures of his privates, and then returned those cameras after the holidays?

That is so sick...

Hey, why don't I blog a bit!

blog...Blog...BLog...BLOG BLOG...BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG...2006

Well, I finished returning the last of the cameras. Oh man, that was the best holiday idea ever!!!!!!

What else? I'm just kickin' it you know. Just chillin'.

I wonder what it would be like to be an alien. Like if we ever got to the point of being able to cross interstellar space and such. The first thing I'd do, after running across a planet with intelligent life, is find some agricultural crops and then I'd like land my ship on them and make elaborate circle patterns. Then I'd just leave and go home. Oh man, it'd be worth the trip just to screw with some primitive race like that.

You know what's annoying? They're always sending 'Penis Enlargement' e-mails out to people. But what about the rest of us who have the opposite problem?!?!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT US?!?!?!

And now...a little something something from the old days. Words that are as true today as when they were first spoken:

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I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala
--->lyrics by Skee-Lo
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TAKE US HOME BLOGGY!

alright, I will try and review. I have reviews for a few skits from way back.

Later skaters!

JP

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Yeah, it's time to get back to work (A beat) I miss the holidays -- Prateek S., 10:30:28 01/08/06 Sun