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Date Posted: 10:36:19 10/21/05 Fri
Author: Jim Bevan
Subject: I'll post some Update jokes here too as a precaution (three posts in a row, hat trick!)
In reply to: Jim Bevan 's message, "Guess I'll be posting a sketch here as well, just in case" on 09:40:52 10/21/05 Fri

Amy Poehler: A set of four misprinted stamps from 1918 was purchased at auction this week by an anonymous buyer for 3 million dollars. The stamps were shipped out to the buyer after payment was received, but ironically, they were returned to the auction house due to insufficient postage.

Authorities in Australia issued a parking ticket to a man sitting in his car in a mall parking lot for refusing to move, not realizing that he had been dead for more than a week. Police officials apologized for the mistake, but insisted that they would need to issue a warrant for the man's arrest for failing to appear in court.

Tina Fey: This week, the Nation of Islam sponsored a second Million Man March in Washington D.C., while the American Nazi Party planned a demonstration in Toledo that was called off due to violent protest. This cancellation, in addition to a failed MeCHa demonstration in Los Angeles, resulted in the failure of "Hate Across America 2005." Better luck next year, ya racist bastards.

A panel of federal health advisers have declared that antibacterial soaps actually do very little to combat infection. When asked about what would be recommended as an effective means of preventing infection, the head of the panel replied, "No anitbacterial soap, antibacterial radio." (a beat, then a sigh) I cannot believe I told that stupid joke.

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