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Date Posted: 21:28:05 01/18/05 Tue
Author: The New Guy
Subject: A few questions

I just wanted to ask a few questions, as well as talk about myself for a second.

Are the sketches to a six-day deadline like it says in the faqs, or can you do it up until the very Saturday?

How does one start writing jokes for Weekend Update, and what is the deadline? I only ask this question because news happens everyday, and it should be up to the minute by Saturday.

Also, I don't want to sound like I'm desperate, but if Mr. Lonergan is listening (or whoever edits) I would love for my first two sketches to get on(Graph, Lifeboat). I know that it is your decision and I may not get any of my three sketches on, but if they do could you please put those two if any?

Also, I apologize for the lackluster sketch I did this Saturday, only because I wrote a better, longer, crisper sketch of VCRs 101, and then my computer froze and I forgot to save it. I was so pissed, and it might have shown in my work, for I had to do the whole skit over immediately after. I think I'm also a missing another segment in it that made it flow properly. Also, I apologize to Patrick Lonergan about my not-being-able to put the names in boldface, since my computer is so messed up I can't even go into Microsoft Word. I AM COMPUTER ILLITERATE!!!! Hopefully, this will be temporary.

I hope to write more and more for this excellent site. I have about a hundred sketch ideas in my head (and on paper) from the past. I am a huge fan of SNL, and hope to write there someday. Then, truly and factually, I will know there is a God.

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