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Date Posted: 01:54:24 04/11/04 Sun
Author: President Bush
Subject: Re: Janet Review by Jack Farrell part 1
In reply to: Jack Farrell 's message, "Janet Review by Jack Farrell part 1" on 00:56:23 04/11/04 Sun

I took offense to your remark about me being stupid. It's people who do not understand intelligence who are truly ignorant. One might be a social reject, awkward in conversation with the common man, yet know how to program computers to save lives or discover new planets. Yet one might appear real sharp on the streets, yet not know how to use a calculator.
Bottom line, I am President of the United States, and I hope you can appreciate the magnitude of that(if not, I'll tell you flat out; it's the pinnacle of success). I might not appear sharp in some ways, but in others, I am very, very smart. I didn't get here through luck, or because my daddy was president. Bottom line, I know how to succeed. I am smart in that way. Sorry to set you straight, because I know it makes you feel good to believe I am stupid. But you can't have it anymore. Admit it, I am at the peak of success, and it took a lot of figurin to get here, so HA!

Since this post calls for review related topics, I shall do a quickie.

CO - I thought this was funny. It's a good parody of me. I am sincere and sappy, that is true. I am often construed as dumb, but that's ok, I'm leader of America, I'm running the show, and I'm smart, my daddy said so.

Mono - This was ok. There were some funnies. The marathon runner had me really confused though. I thought they were black.

Maronga - This just wasn't that funny. It wasn't bad, just not funny.

Archie - I really like Jughead, I just didn't read this. I'll try to have Colon Powel read it to me tomorrow.

Life Today - I also didn't read this. I'll try to get Colon to read this one to me to.

WU - This had some really good jokes. Fereal. I just didn't get the peanut butter and chocolate one. I don't know, maybe I need to do some heavy drinkin to see the comedy aspect of it.

The Flag - I liked this one. It was good. Anything about the flag is good, because I'm a true patriot.

Boner-mint Gum - This was funny, but it was all over the place. Sure it was cruel and crossed the line, but it had some funny stuff, although the lack of focus is a real problem. I'll send in a team of commando writer's tomorrow to take over and make it right.

FCC Convention - This was good. The parodies were good. All of them. Just the ending was bad.

"The Jay-C Show" - I did not read this, nor do I intend to. I shall instead have it acted out by Colon Powell and Condeleeza Rice, and then tell you what I think.

Just remember, I'm President of this great nation of ours, and you never will be. None of you. You'll probably never even be a govenor of state, haha!

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