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Date Posted: 22:14:21 04/23/04 Fri
Author: Prateek Srivastava
Subject: Re: Weekend Update Bit
In reply to: Prateek Srivastava 's message, "Weekend Update Bit" on 21:42:33 04/23/04 Fri

Tina Fey: The Simpsons are still having problems as the 6 voice actors are still on strike for contract disputes. Here now to talk about this is Finesse Mitchell.

Finesse: Thank you Tina, You know, I never really watched the show. There was like 1 black character on the show. Yeah the fat guy's funny.

Tina: You mean Homer

Finesse: I don't know the guy's name.

Tina: It's been on for a long time and very popular.

Finesse: That�s why I like the strike, maybe the show will end and FOX will start to air more Bernie Mac episodes. That show is so funny.

Tina: A passionate commentary. Finesse Mitchell everyone.

Jimmy Fallon: What! Come on, where�s the energy. I may fumble my lines, but how about some energy. I mean, yeah the strike sucks, but come on, it�s been 16 seasons Matt Groening screw the strike and make the damn Simpsons movie and end the show. End while you�re ahead. Before the Simpsons becomes something old and used. And you are forced to bring back funny stuff from the old days to appeal to the audience. That�s all!
(Suddenly Church Lady comes to the WU desk)

Tina: Hello Church Lady.

Church Lady: Yes, well, I am here for, for,
(Matt Groening pops up from the desk)

Tina: Matt Groening!

Matt: Yeah, I like dark spaces that do involve human contact.
(He looks at Church Lady)

Matt: Uh, uh.

Church Lady: I�ll put your faith back into the church.

Matt Groening: okay, and I�ll take the stuff you guys said into consideration. Simpsons movie, and then no more work! More time for me.
(Matt and Church Lady go off stage)

Tina Fey: For Weekend Update, I�m Tina Fey.

Jimmy: I�m Jimmy Fallon
Together: Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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