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Date Posted: 23:23:13 05/13/04 Thu
Author: jafi.com
Subject: Re: Mad TV vs SNL
In reply to: jafi.com 's message, "Re: Mad TV vs SNL" on 16:50:23 05/13/04 Thu

Jimmy-Pathetic. Next.

Will Forte-(stepping up) McDonald.

Michael McDonald-Okay, Forte. So you ready for me to clip your wings Falconer!

Will Forte-(with Falconer voice)-Ready, willing and able to kick your Ferrell wanna be butt!

Michael-(angry) Oh yeah!...yeah!
(as Stuart)
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
(Stuart jump)

Aries-All right Caliendo. Your next.

Frank Caliendo-Parnell.

Chris Parnell-Oh yeah and why's that!

Frank-Because you got your President Bush imitation got impeached just like mine.

Chris-(being held back)-Okay. It's on you (BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP).
(regaining composure) Okay, okay. Go Maya.

Maya Rudolph-(as Versace)-My choice would have to that bony bitch...Mo Collins.

Mo Collins-(as Lorriane)-DA! You know what prom queen...I don't hate you because your beautiful.
HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! Go Bobby.

Bobby Lee-(unsure)-I guess Rachel Dratch.

Rachel Dratch-(confused)-Why me?

Bobby- Because you and I are the invisible cast members on each of our shows.

Rachel-You know my pain. I love you.

Tina-(furious, slapping Rachel)-What are you doing? He's the enemy!

Rachel-I'm sorry, I just lost focus. Sorry.
Your turn Darrell.

Darrell Hammond-I choose...(stopping himself) Hey, you know what kids...I'm to old for this (BEEP). Later.
Take my turn Seth.

Seth-(smug, Irish accent)-Oh jeez, I wonder who I should choose, perhaps me own brother.

Josh-(same Irish accent)-Don't be gettin' to smug...or I'll be kickin' ya in the goonies just like back home.

Seth-(cowardly)-I'm telling mom!

Josh-She's my mother too you know!...And she told me your adopted.
Go Aries.

Aries-All right! Now to make sure there ain't no bitchin' at the end of the day, I'll take on both of you suckas...Finesse and Kenan.

Finesse-You want to take us both on! Didn't you momma ever tell you not to write checks your ass couldn't cash.

Kenan-(laughing)-Ah-ha! Good one Finesse.

Finesse-(to Kenan) Shut up!
Your turn Amy.

Amy Poehler-I guess I'll have to challenge my evil twin, Stephanie Weir.

Stephnie Weir-I don't believe it. It's like I'm staring into in mirror.

Paul Vogt and Horatio Sanz
Ron Pederson and Fred Armisen-
(agreeing with Stephnie)
TELL US ABOUT IT!

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