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Date Posted: 18:19:03 02/23/03 Sun
Author: Blueprint
Author Host/IP: dhcp065-024-108-119.columbus.rr.com / 65.24.108.119
Subject: My Question for God. "Will I ever be able to afford a decent car?" No Blueprint, I'm sorry......

When am I gonna get a Mazda 6???? With an x-tra grand to upgrade from a stick shift?
Breaking the bank for prestigious name plates,
Entertainin’ - obtaining a Mark Eight,
In this day an age – there is no way - to pay Geico’s rates - bussin plates,
Catch 22, I’m in dire straights,
Back to plan 2, hit the books to bank.
Gimme that degree and about twenty G’s,
Gonna need steady income – then sum - if I’ll ever see-
A beamer M3,
breathe deep, Ahhhh! Back to my wet dream,
In heated- leather seats, behind the wheel,
Grinnin’ - ear to ear - Glad to feel-
McPherson struts soaking up every bump.
No repairs - No cares - Central air - No Fuss.
Perfect sheet metal? Fuck it! I’ll settle-
for any V6 with rims and a gas pedal.

Dodge Integra’s have decent head rests,
I’m not even pressed bout the seedy crash tests.
I’ll be impressed with it’s best to sixty-
In single digits, the Ford Probe isn’t (for shizzy).
Need a real shinny penny to get me a phat chassis –
Heads r’ turnin’ n’ cats r’ asking,
Who’s this kid cruising by in the new whip?
Go Blueprint Go! Floss That Shit!
EERRRRRR (Brakin’) Everybody slide in,
Odometer what? Cars are made for drivin’.
The verdicts in, unanimous road trip,
“Sweetie, move over” - there’s room for six.
Moonroofs back at the flick of wrist,
Got all the MP3’s , take your pick.
Get crunked, the tints far from legal,
Peep the zenon’s n’ red speed needles
Gripping every turn, decline or upheaval,
It runs on unleaded but I still feel diesel,
What’s it gonna be – The beach, DC?
See the Corvette – on a stretch – think he’d bet me.

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