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Subject: ok

Author:
hafer

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Date Posted: 08:46:40 10/15/13 Tue

i think i've come down enough from my game high to actually recount the weekend in state college. holy shit.

so lukey and i drove up a little after noon on friday, through our usual rain storm (every time we head to sc it's pouring rain... not sure why). traffic wasn't too bad so we made good time, pulling in (hehehe) to atherton street around 445 or so. after a quick stop to get some luggage from the people we were sharing the apartment with (kohan and some of his friends) we headed to our home for the weekend, kicked out the tenant and proceeded to drink a few beers. sufficiently hydrated, we walked into town for some big bowl followed by: 1) if lukey, a delicious peachy paterno ice cream cone; and 2) if everyone else, more booze. team 2 went to the deli and had some really good oktoberfest beers while waiting for salon to open (apparently, they didn't open until 8 because of the homecoming parade). once downstairs, we proceeded to drink lots of bong waters. yes, they still give you a terrible headache the next day but i'm pretty sure they're not nearly as potent as before as i had 3 and could still function. we stayed at salon all night (mostly for the sake of the people we were with, some of which were non-psu n00bs). we ended the night with some RU hungry (answer: yes), which was delicious. what was not delicious was spending time in line with some d-bag kid from jersey who would not shut the funk up. he must have been very cool because he came solo and people behind the counter told some of us that they were going to "forget" his order.

saturday, we woke up to the sounds of metallica and quickly put point break into the blueray player. how this movie didn't win multiple awards is still beyond me. the acting and story are just beyond compare. whatever. around noon, we all head out for the long walk north. kohan and his friends go to the rv lot and we make it to our spot, but not after picking up some moosehead. some guy later really liked our selection as he insisted on shaking our hands in the lot saying something along the lines of, "great choice, you don't see a lot of that in pennsylvania." so yea, go moosehead. my cousin, her husband (who played rugby at psu back in the 90s), and their kids used my rents' tickets so we hung out with them and ate a ton of their sausages (i had 6, lukey had 5).

furman came over and told us she's dating some dude in chicago who writes for sports illustrated, robert something (lukey will know). she's also working on some top secret project for the nfl network involving the texans. she said it's been awful (seeing as how they've been awful). we went over with her to her friend's tailgate (jen, the tall blonde curly haired chick) and watched some people play 2x4 jenga. it was intense with the loser having to drink a beer that some kids had been shaking for the entirety of the game. of course, the woman lost the game (it was 3 older dudes and some mom). on our way back to the usual spot, we met adam taliaferro (he still must not have full range of motion back because his hand doesn't quite work right, but still an amazing story).

a few beers and a lot of harlot staring later it was time to head into the stadium. the game speaks for itself. what i will say is that: 1) some needs to be shot and or fired because the student section, specifically the senior stand, was never full (maybe 80 or so seats). this comes even after they oversold the section by 4000 tickets. inexcusable, especially for such a high profile game; 2) lukey and i heckled the shit out of the fair-weather fans who made for the exits early in the 4th quarter. perhaps one of the biggest waves of people leaving came after we kicked a fg to bring us within 7 about half way through the 4th quarter. why people thought it was a good time to leave blows my mind. we let them know it; and 3) the booing of the refs was quite good both for length and loudness. those refs sucked.

after the game, we ate some more sausages before heading into town. we waited in line at cafe for 45 minutes and managed to grab a table on the deck after a little wait. the teas are still delicious. after last call, a few of us went to college pizza where we became best friends with john urschel. he was taking pictures with a bunch of people and shaking hands with even more. on his way out he was accompanied by some skinny blonde chick who i'm sure he destroyed a few minutes later.

a quick note on college girl attire. college girls now dress like vegas strippers. from the super sloot dresses to the hooker heels, they do it all. we were shafted by the black pants craze. i also can't wait to meet/stare creepily at hanna's college girl friends. i can only hope i'm divorced by then.

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