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Subject: the garter ceremony + another psu commit

Author:
hafer

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Date Posted: 14:04:56 07/01/13 Mon

another day, another psu football commit - http://goo.gl/0yTcp

yes, so the garter ceremony at the wedding on saturday was.... umm... interesting. as is often the case, there were a bunch of little girls standing around trying to catch the bouquet (in addition to the usual pack of older, sad, desperate women). somehow, one of these little girls (it turned out she was 6) caught the flowers (she nabbed them from between the legs of a biiiiiiiiiig girl who couldn't quite bend over in time... she'll be alone forever). on the guys side, this old skeezy lookin' dude caught the garter (he was "that" uncle to the groom, the one that drinks a bit too much and was only invited because they were nice... he was also at least 55). welp, to complete the ceremony, he gets down in front of her and proceeds to put the garter around her calf...... before pausing and then quickly sliding it WAAAAAAAAAAAY up her thigh under her dress. he was delighted with his hijinks and walked off the floor all smiles. the little girl now has a fun story to tell her therapist in a few years.

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