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Subject: A Terrifying Poop

Author: Jono

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:34:18 06/26/12 Tue Just happened: Was pooping in a small bathroom at work, but on a different floor. All one 1 wall, the bathroom has 2 urinals on the right and 2 stalls on the left. I was in the corner stall and no one else was in the bathroom. 3 minutes into the poop, someone comes in and heads to the urinal. After a few beats, I hear the following: Guy: Identify the enemy. (beat) (bear) Same Guy (lower octave): Kiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll. A couple of more beats go by and the automatic flush goes off, indicating he has stepped away from the urinal. 10 seconds go by and I hear no footsteps and no water begins to run (indicating hand washing). 10 more seconds go by and I finally hear footsteps but only 1 or 2. Still nothing else. Finally, I hear the door to the bathroom open and he is gone. To be completely honest, (a) I had mentally prepared to fight this dude and (b) I was unreasonably nervous. Not much else as awesome as that going on in my world. Amy is very pregnant and it is very hot so we do a lot of sitting in air conditioning. If that is not going on, I am outside with William by myself chasing him around. Additionally, we have the nursery near complete and the bathroom demo has just begun (I have really cut this close - my bad). This Friday, I fly back to PA with William, leaving Amy at home. I am attending a wedding, while he is hanging with the grandparents. Assuming God has mercy on me, I will fly back with him on Monday. Hafer, how has your parenting adventures treated you? I am particularly fascinated in your dynamic because you had never planned on having kids. Can you believe how much you love that little thing? Is it like extra powerful because you never expected to have this experience at all? You may simply "pass" on answering this, but as I prepare for #2, I've been thinking a lot about the new parents I am friends with. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]