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Date Posted: 01:29:40 12/10/05 Sat
Author: JP
Subject: I'm not getting anything...yet, somehow, I can't stop staring(continues to stare at electrical fan)
In reply to: Jim Bevan 's message, "How do you get your inspiration?" on 10:34:20 12/09/05 Fri

Heh, I luved the electrical fan thing. Heh heh.

Sometimes it's purposeful, like I want to write about a subject so I fit it into a skit or else I want to do a parody and so I'll conciously try and craft something.

Sometimes it's from thinking of the host and suddenly they appear in my head doing stuff...for example, Alec Baldwin, first appeared as a crazy boat captain but then traded that in for carpentry attire. Heh, I thought I'd mention that since everyone else was plugging their skit. It's like we're musicians or something.

My new skit drops tomorrow, pick it up! Don't use file-sharing, get it right from the source, SNY y'all!

What a loser that Kevin Frederline is...seriously. I Called it...you can look back in the message board.

What I'd like to see is Jessica...oh wait, I'll save this for my blog.

Sometimes, most often, I'll be doing some brainless work-related task and be day-dreaming and maybe something, like a scene or a line will come into my head and then I'll work that into a skit. If I like a line, I'll build a skit around it.

Sometimes, I'll just start writing and see what happens.

I hate it when u get stuck. Usually when that happens I'll try and write something...but it'll end up so crappy I don't really do anything with it except look at it and

*sigh*

I like Jim's method's for dealing with writer's block though. Heh.

For me writing is lot like making love to a woman...I'm not really good at either of them but I wish I could do both professionally.

Anyways, that's how I get my inspiration! :)

Whoops, that post was so long it ran into my blog time...oh well...

JP'S BLOG NATION - December BLOG 2005!
...we now join the blog already in progress

...but prostitutes are generally pretty clean aren't they? I mean they have sex with so many people that they're probably pretty much on top of that sort of stuff, right? Well, anyways, let's hope it clears up on it's own.

I was just thinking that Kevin Frederline and Jessica Simpson should get together and then Nick(bastard) and Britney could get together. It'd be like that show where they swap husbands and wives but it'd be for real!

On 'Newlyweds II':
Kevin would be high, Jessica would be drunk going on about how cheap Eskimoe pies are, considering they have to come all the way from the North Pole...

On 'Even More Chaos':
Britney would be like 'Yee haw y'all' and Nick would be like 'And I thought Jessica was dumb...and those definitely do NOT feel real...'

Great TV, that.

You know what this internet needs? Seriously, it'd be cool if there was a 'Which SNLer are you most like?' quiz. I'm serious, that would be kinda cool and it surprises me that it doesn't exist. If I knew how stuff like that worked I'd be all over that. However, I have trouble deciphering the intricate plot details of WWE storylines so there is very little hope of me being able to construct one.
I think I'd be most like Jimmy Fallon. Not so much the comedy but just based on sex appeal.
Can you hear the girls chanting...wait...are they chanting 'Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.'??? No...I...I think they're chanting...
'JP, JP, JP'

*sigh*

Let's get retarded!

BLOG OUT!

ahhh...

JP

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