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Date Posted: 22:44:45 09/30/05 Fri
Author: Jason
Subject: WU Jokes
In reply to: Jason 's message, "Sketches" on 19:10:07 09/30/05 Fri

There may be more later, sorry for the lack of jokes.

Weekend Update Jokes

President Bush has completed his nominations for retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra
Day O�Connor and has talked them over with the Senate. Some of the nominations
include Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and the guy who says, �Can you hear me now?� on
the phone commercials. However, Bush is adamant in finding someone in her family, and
has pushed hard to get her cold, bald Irish grandniece. (picture of Sinead O�Connor)

Nearly 300 employees of Wal-Mart stores in Florida have created an association to speak
out against the retail giant stating the company�s reduced hours and constant changing of
schedules. But, what they were most upset about was what they got in their paychecks.
(picture of yellow smiley face holding up blurred middle finger with sign that says, �You
will work and you will like it.�)

The White House has criticized William Bennett, former Education Secretary for his
remarks on having black babies aborted would be effective in diminishing the crime rate.
This ridiculous comment has insulted every rational thinking human being on the face of
the planet, especially since one of our president�s did very well with himself. (picture of
extra playing Thomas Jefferson holding a number of black babies) Bennett is also
candidate for Jackass of the Year. Congrats, Mr. Bennett. (shown tacking on his photo on
a wall with pictures of George W. Bush, Michael Brown, Tom Cruise, and many others
which are impossible to see)

A case has been started as to a group of orphanage kids who were used for a sick project
in which the kids became long-termed stutterers. Some of the victims include a janitor
worker from New York, a butcher from New Jersey, and this pig. (picture of Porky Pig)

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