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Date Posted: 10:51:13 02/10/14 Mon
Author: Araninda
Subject: Our Bedtime Story

Following up on the thread below, in "Silent Service" Mac says to Harm that she doesn't know any bedtime stories. But as usmgrad points out, we can surely come up with some. So here is our chance. Let's collectively write a bedtime story, featuring Harm of course.

The first line of our bedtime story is posted below. You add a new line or two that will keep the story moving along. Then someone else adds another line to continue the story, and so on, until we finish our bedtime tale or Harm is exhausted. Be as serious, blue or funny as you wish!

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[> Once upon a time in the land of dreams, there lived a handsome prince named Harm. -- Araninda, 10:52:53 02/10/14 Mon


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[> who was in love with a beautiful princess named Sarah -- Dani R, 13:41:21 02/10/14 Mon


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[> Sarah lived with her mean guardian, noD, and his favourite sons, Bud and Mikey. -- Cece, 14:15:11 02/10/14 Mon


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[> [> In a castle guarded by a big gorilla. -- usmgrad, 15:17:03 02/10/14 Mon


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[> With her peculiar stepsisters, neurotic Annie and needy Jordan. -- mj, 15:39:52 02/10/14 Mon


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[> Prince Harm was lonely. So one day he decided to have a grand party and invite everyone in the kingdom. -- Araninda, 17:34:48 02/10/14 Mon


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[> Invitations were delivered by Prince Harm's footman, Clayton. Not a castle nor cottage was missed. -- usmgrad, 21:26:30 02/10/14 Mon


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[> But, when the Wicked Queen, Singer, didn't get an invite, on the same day that her enchanted mirror cracked when she put her mug in front of it..... -- mj, 05:32:47 02/11/14 Tue


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[> ...she began to hatch some vile plans. -- Deemus, 07:43:16 02/11/14 Tue


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[> The Wicked Queen, Singer, decided that, to maintain her power on the throne, she must keep Harm lonely for the rest of his life, so she decided to ruin the party by... -- Lee, 11:48:01 02/11/14 Tue


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[> [> abducting the fair Princess Sarah and sending her far away to the high mountains of her realm secreted in a deep, dark cave where Princess Sarah... -- jenks, 12:37:19 02/11/14 Tue


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[> was forced by Clayton, the Prince's footman, to pose as his pregnant wife. "Help, save me!" Princess Sarah cried out in despair. -- Araninda, 16:31:06 02/11/14 Tue


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[> [> After a few days passed, Prince Harm could not understand why he had not heard back from Princess Sarah. All other guests had responded, but not Princess Sarah. He finally asked his footman if he had delivered the invitation. Footman Clayton responded... -- jenks, 16:19:28 02/12/14 Wed


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[> [> [> "I handed the invitation to noD personally, and he said that he was sure that his daughters would be delighted to attend. I'm sorry, but I don't know why Princess Sarah hasn't responded," Clayton replied with a smirk on his face. -- Lee, 19:31:35 02/12/14 Wed


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[> [> [> [> and Footman Clayton further added with his mock-interest and feigned concern, "And if I may be so bold to add, Prince Harm, Princess Sarah is a woman who knows her own mind and if she had even the remotest interest in attending, I'm sure you would have had an affirmative reply by now" And as he slithered away, his smirk widened as he heard Prince Harm sigh and respond "Yes, you are very perceptive, Clayton and so right. I shall look forward to enjoying the delightful company of Ladies Annie and Jordan and give nary a thought to princess Sarah! " Prince Harm proclaimed loudly with his own feigned bravado -- mj, 11:38:20 02/13/14 Thu


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[> Well, Prince Harm reluctantly went to the party, looking mighty fine in his pristine mess dress. Yes, Annie and Jordan were there, along with a blonde lip-gloss duchess who kept muttering that the punch tasted like embalming fluid. But no Princess Sarah. He sighed and stared out the window in despair. Suddenly a big blue van skidded up to entrance. A large group of ladies teetered out, all wearing stiletto heels and big, puffy blue boas. They dashed into the hall, spied Harm and cried out in one loud voice. . . . -- Araninda, 20:01:45 02/13/14 Thu


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[> [> "Harmy! You have a traitor in your midst! Clayton, your footman, has kidnapped Princess Sarah and hidden her in a deep, dark cave where he has forced her to pretend to be his pregnant wife!" -- Lee, 22:47:14 02/13/14 Thu


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[> [> [> Instantly, the dastardly footman Clayton whipped out his sword -- or so he thought, because, by mistake he reached into the wrong pocket, thus producing only his flaccid pet rubber chicken. Never too far from the slimy Clayton's heels, though, was his devious mother, who knew the ineptitude of her infantile offspring all too well, and leapt out from the crowd to protect him! She immediately pointed her pearl-studded revolver toward Prince Harm, knowing the hero was not only hunky, but a powerful force to be reckoned with and she needed to obliterate him before anything else!... -- mj, 11:01:21 02/14/14 Fri


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[> The wicked queen peered in from the doorway, a smug grin on her face. Suddenly, in rushed Lady Harriet, a close friend of Princess Sarah. -- Deemus, 07:21:59 02/15/14 Sat


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[> Queen Singer was distracted by Harriet's abrupt entrance, and Prince Harm quickly stepped in and disarmed her. -- Vi, 05:42:33 02/19/14 Wed


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[> [> "You are a thorn in my side, Prince Harm! You have the nerve to invite all of my people to your party and the audacity to forget me? You shall never see your beloved Princess Sarah again!!! Do you hear me?", shouted the mean Queen Singer, with her beady little eyes piercing the deepest part of his soul. Prince Harm just... -- jenks, 10:25:56 02/20/14 Thu


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[> [> [> For a moment, wanted to use the "bionic finger smasher" on the Queen, but he then remembered what Princess Sarah told him last time he had the 'urge'. It was time to consult a higher power. So Harm went in search of the wizard AJ in hopes he could . . . -- usmgrad, sorry stole the bionic finger idea from some one but it seemed to fit, 15:39:13 02/20/14 Thu


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[> [> [> [> in his wisdom and magical might cast a spell on the Wicked Queen Singer to make her start 'singing' about where Princess Sarah is and all the rest of the footman Clayton convoluted plan so Prince Harm could storm the trenches so that he and... -- mj, 16:02:50 02/20/14 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> Princess Sarah could dash away before midnight (in running shoes this time!), start their own prince-and-princess-dom, and begin their Happily Ever After. I -- Deemus, 17:18:01 02/27/14 Thu


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