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Harmy Awards Presentation - Most Favorite Harm in Uniform Look -- ....., 08:56:57 06/04/12 Mon
Zoom! The distinct sound of a low flying Stearman fills the ballroom, causing the Harmy ladies to dive under their seats. Fortunately everyone is a perfect size six and works out daily with Harm so diving under seats is an easy exercise, although Spud has a little trouble squeezing in with her Spud-puppies. The Stearman comes to a screeching halt on the stage. The Harmy ladies peer out from under their seats to see Laurence climbing down from the cockpit. “Ladies, it’s ok, you don’t have to duck,” she calls out.    “Harmy ladies take cover, but they never duck,” admonishes Cece as she struggles to untangle her boa from the seat leg. “Laurence, what is going on?”

Laurence giggles with delight. “I’ve flown in all the way from France especially to present this category.” She turns and motions to Harm, who hops down from the cockpit wearing tight jeans and a leather jacket. “It sure was fun to fly Harm . . . .uh, that is, to fly with Harm across the Atlantic,” she laughs.    “Wait a minute, how did you fly clear across the ocean in a biplane?” Cece asks.    “I don’t know,” Laurence replies. “I told the airline ticket agent that I wanted to ‘fly the friendly skies’ and POOF! Suddenly I was mile high flying with Harm.”

“At least we know there really is something special in the air,” Cece comments. “Now that everyone has resettled in their seats, let’s start the presentation. Laurence, here is the nominations list and a sealed envelope with the winner and the person who nominated the winner.”    Laurence gleefully takes the information and clears her throat, ready to begin when she notices Harm responding to audience catcalls and pirouetting to fully display his assets. “Uh, Harm dear, those tight jeans sure are sexy, but this is a uniform only category.”    She waves her arms and instantly Harm appears in his winter blues, the first nomination. The crowd oohs and aahs as Laurence gazes upon her handiwork. “Poofing is so much fun. And the winter blues are my favorite.” She stares and stares and stares, lost in the moment.

“Pssst,” Cece hisses from the back of the stage. “We have two more nominations.”    “Oh, right,” Laurence says, coming back to the present reality (or as much reality as this whole thread is). She waves her arms again and Poof! Harm transforms into his mess dress uniform, the second nomination. But he isn’t alone. kleigh is on his arm, slinking along in a dark blue evening gown. “What are you doing in this presentation?” Laurence cries.    “Harm and I are off to an Embassy ball,” kleigh purrs, rubbing Harm’s arm seductively. “Later we’ll reach our own diplomatic accord with a negotiated settlement that will benefit us both.”

“Sorry, you can’t leave with Harm. There’s one more nomination in this category,” Laurence explains. She waves her arms and in a gigantic POOOOOF, Harm appears in his dress whites, the final nomination. But again, he isn’t alone. This time usmgrad is with him, touching his face and ready to plant a big kiss on his lips. She suddenly realizes where they are and whirls toward Laurence. “What did you do? I was helping him get undressed. . . .er, I mean, dressed for this presentation.”    Laurence ignores her and tears open the envelope. “Those are the nominations. The Most Favorite Harm in Uniform Look is dress whites and the person who nominated the winner and gets an evening with Harm is. . . . . . .”

“Well, who is she?” usmgrad demands, stomping her foot.    “It’s. . . . .it’s. . . . .you,” Laurence says, her voice trailing off.    “Me!” usmgrad shrieks. “You poofed us here to tell me that I get Harm. I already had Harm! Now we have to start all over again.”    She looks at Harm in his pristine dress whites, ready and waiting. “Oh, well, sacrifices have to be made for the good of the Harmy Awards.”    She links her arm through Harm’s and as they prepare to depart, she turns and winks at the audience. “By the way, what they say about dress whites and gold wings. . . . .believe me, they are NOT overrated!”

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- Pictures of Harm in his dress whites are Inside -- ....., 08:58:05 06/04/12 Mon
  - Yep definitely my favorite --and not overrated! (NT) -- Shazam, 09:07:39 06/04/12 Mon
- ;) (NT) -- usmgrad, 09:32:17 06/04/12 Mon
  - I forgotten ;) all my congratulations usmgrad !!! :) And thank you to everyone to bear me w/ my poor accent. (NT) -- Laurence ( How could I forget about the cover/duck thing ? and... I giggle ??? Moi ??? ;) ), 10:08:25 06/04/12 Mon
- Congratulations usmgrad!! Have a great time with Harm. OOOH Baby Harm in Dress Whites!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 12:23:05 06/04/12 Mon
- Congrats, usmgrad! Dress whites are my favorite, too. (NT) -- Lee - I'm still worried about Araninda. Has anyone seen her recently?, 15:01:38 06/04/12 Mon
- LOL! This is the best awards show ever! Haha! Congrats to usmgrad! (NT) -- JJ Ronda, 21:00:19 06/04/12 Mon
- What a wonderful show to attend at the end of yet another very long day. Laughing my ._._._ off. Love this! Congrats usmgrad and enjoy 'admiring' the under wear.......... (NT) -- carramor, 22:42:13 06/04/12 Mon
  - What underwear? (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:41:16 06/05/12 Tue
    - LOL. GRABB! (NT) -- Lee, 10:52:55 06/05/12 Tue
- ROTFLMAO!! This is great and congrats to usmgrad. (NT) -- jenks, 06:32:54 06/05/12 Tue
- Congrats, usmgrad -- you and Harm in dress whites sounds like a plan! (NT) -- mj, 10:57:42 06/05/12 Tue
- Your presentations - it is really something :-) (NT) -- Sova, 11:40:56 06/05/12 Tue
- What great show and kudos to the clever ladies. Harm in his dress whites is the icing on the cake!! (NT) -- PeggyC, 16:29:15 06/05/12 Tue
- This award show keeps getting better and better... great job!!! (NT) -- fananicfan, who would also like to congratulate usmgrad, but who is sure she is not reading the Harmyboard right now since she has Harm. LOL, 19:49:14 06/05/12 Tue
- Fun,fun, and more fun! (NT) -- jan, 20:50:09 06/07/12 Thu
Awkward moment #309? -- Theresa, 22:53:02 05/28/12 Mon
Under the Mistletoe Mac says to Harm "Awkward moment #310." What exactly were awkward moment #1-309?

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- Awkward moment #1 - when Harm meet Mac in We the People (NT) -- usmgrad, 08:36:34 05/29/12 Tue
- Another - same episode - when Mac pulled gun on Harm (NT) -- usmgrad, 11:16:03 05/29/12 Tue
- The "Not Yet" moment on the ferry might qualify for for several!!! (NT) -- doc, 11:23:03 05/29/12 Tue
- At least in the top 10, when Harm says to Mac, something like, "if you need me at your wedding, maybe you're marrying the wrong man." (Can't remember the exact words.) (NT) -- Cece, 13:09:42 05/29/12 Tue
- Howabout the baby deal? That should rake in a few 'votes'. (NT) -- carramor, 13:30:46 05/29/12 Tue
- How about when Kate told Harm he had 3 women to complicate his life, her, Renee, and Mac and the look he gave Mac after that and the look she gave him back -- at her engagement drink (or whatever that little toast was about? can't remember) at the office! How awkward was THAT?! (NT) -- mj, 13:53:53 05/29/12 Tue
  - Oh that look wasn't awkward. It was sizzling! (NT) -- Cece, 22:38:51 05/29/12 Tue
    - Yes.....yes it was....Haha! (NT) -- mj, 11:34:01 05/30/12 Wed
      - Awkward and sizzling, I think... I got the impression they were uncomfortable, yet hot all over - same mix as a lot of 'Lifeline' *sigh*. (NT) -- Dee, who must now go and rewatch a few scenes, 15:14:09 05/30/12 Wed
        
        Wouldn't it have been great if Harm just walked across the room, took Mac in his arms and kissed the daylights out of her?!! Now, that would've been awkward for everyone BUT them! (NT) -- mj, 15:22:44 05/30/12 Wed
    - totally hot and steamy (NT) -- shipper575, 11:48:47 06/02/12 Sat
- i have to admit - I wondered about the other 309 awkward moments- I'm tempted to say harm showing up at her apartment and finding her in her pajamas- but since she never bothered to put on a robe- i gues it wasn't THAT awkward - lol (NT) -- chris k, 17:12:58 05/29/12 Tue
- How about the moment Harm had to tell Mac that Renee's father had died and he couldn't let her in. (NT) -- Cece, 22:41:22 05/29/12 Tue
- I wonder how they came up with the number 310? Maybe that is one per week for the entire time they had known each other? (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 22:42:19 05/29/12 Tue
  - who wants to tweet the question to CB? (NT) -- mj, 08:24:14 05/30/12 Wed
This week on JAG - -- ;), 16:47:47 05/18/12 Fri
Deja vu

definition - - already seen or experienced

Harmon Rabb at sixteen and Lt. Rabb, sixteen years later.

"When you look at me like that, who are you seeing?" Sound familiar, it's almost the same thing Mac asked Harm in Lifeline.

Where have we seen this look before?

The book in Harm's lap that holds Gym's photo is a law book.

Couldn't resist Harm's eclectic decorating style, bi-plane /ship photo over the TV, elephant next to the TV and fish on the TV. Oh yah did a mention he had a TV!

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- Ah-h-h, this brings back such wonderful memories. Thanks, whoever you are. :) (NT) -- Lee, 17:24:09 05/18/12 Fri
  - Just one of Harm's gals that found out how much fun it is to make screen caps! Look out if I ever figure out videos! (NT) -- ;), 10:54:23 05/19/12 Sat
- I'm guessing the TV got busted in the move to the new apartment. (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 20:09:32 05/18/12 Fri
  - JJ, you must be right. I always wondered what happened to that TV. : ) (NT) -- Lee, 20:28:20 05/18/12 Fri
    - I like the fish, I wonder what's in his mouth? And did anyone notice the BLONDE on the TV, seems they were a common thread through the entire show. (NT) -- usmgrad, 10:57:33 05/19/12 Sat
  - I think the TV was left at NBC when they cancelled the series. It was Harm's way of letting them now he wouldn't be watching the network anymore. Then, he got too busy with Mac to get around to buying a new TV. (NT) -- fananicfan, 15:10:03 05/19/12 Sat
    - LOL, good answer, fananicfan. (NT) -- Lee, 19:52:43 05/19/12 Sat
- Déjà-vu : wikipedia link : click on ' listen ' (NT) -- Laurence, 02:49:56 05/19/12 Sat
- Dang! He could almost change me back! WHOA! (NT) -- Theresa, 22:50:06 05/28/12 Mon
Happy Birthday, ivyb uk! -- ....., 00:28:03 05/21/12 Mon

Enjoy your special birthday celebration with Harm!

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- Happy Birthday, ivyb! And best wishes for a joyous year ahead. (NT) -- Araninda, 00:29:23 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday, ivyb uk -- Enjoy Harm and have a brilliant 'new year'! (NT) -- mj, 06:24:01 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy birthday! Enjoy your day! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 06:34:38 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Ivyuk ! Have a good day ! Warm best wishes ! (NT) -- Laurence, 06:39:14 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy birthday ivyb uk - hope you have a glorious day (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:53:45 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Harmy Birthday to you, ivyb uk!! Hope your special day is filled with many great surprises! (NT) -- jenks, 08:21:57 05/21/12 Mon
- Have a great birthday Ivy! (NT) -- Cece, 10:26:09 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Harmy Day, ivyb uk!!! (NT) -- doc, 10:37:48 05/21/12 Mon
- Best birthday wishes to you, ivyb uk! Have a great Harmy day! (NT) -- PeggyC, 12:40:22 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Harmy Birthday ivyb uk! Harm in peanut butters! Enjoy your day!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 13:32:34 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday ivyb uk enjoy your day (NT) -- Bev uk, 13:43:59 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy birthday, enjoy your special day, ivyb! (NT) -- Sunset, 13:56:55 05/21/12 Mon
- Wishing you a very Happy Harmy Birthday, ivyb uk, and many, many more! (NT) -- Lee, 16:32:47 05/21/12 Mon
- Hope you had a great birthday, ivyb. Harm looks happy about it! (NT) -- Deemus, 19:59:51 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday (NT) -- Hope, 20:46:34 05/21/12 Mon
- Happy Harmy Day!! (NT) -- manette, 00:17:46 05/22/12 Tue
- Happy birthday ivyb!! (NT) -- kleigh, 00:23:59 05/22/12 Tue
- Thank you ,everyone-I had a great time with Harm!! (NT) -- ivyb uk, 10:59:58 05/22/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday! (NT) -- Theresa, 22:49:02 05/28/12 Mon
Harmy Awards Presentation - Favorite Shipper Moment Other Than the Last 7.5 Minutes -- ....., 12:58:41 05/24/12 Thu
“We’ve spotted traces of Araninda,” JJ Ronda exclaims as she rushes onto the stage where a worried Dee stands alone in the darkened ballroom. “Traces. . . you mean the gorilla really did eat her?” Dee recoils in horror.   “I don’t think so. He would be beating his chest and belching from indigestion,” JJ Ronda laughs. “But he looks rather happy right now, though a bit glassy-eyed.”   “Where is he?” Dee asks.   “Sitting outside the ballroom,” JJ Ronda explains. “rocking back and forth, clutching a jug of West Virginia moonshine and happily singing there's never a wish better than this, when you only got a hundred years to live.”

JJ Ronda looks around. “Are the Harmy Awards over? Where is everyone?” Dee sadly shakes her head. “We had to suspend the Awards to look for Araninda. Strangely, everyone volunteered to search upstairs.” JJ Ronda’s eyes grew big and round. “Upstairs! Oh, no!”   “What’s upstairs?” Dee innocently asks.   JJ Ronda sighs. “This is no ordinary hotel. There are rooms here where strange things happen.”

“You mean like the Bates Motel?” Dee fearfully shouts. “Of course not,” JJ Ronda hastens to explain. “The Manly Arms is a magical kingdom where you wish upon a star and your dreams will come true.”   “Like Disney World?” Dee asks.   “Disney World doesn’t have Harm. Just a big mouse. I know, I’ve been there. Come on, let’s go upstairs. But be prepared for anything and anyone.”

Upstairs they pause before the first door. JJ Ronda cautiously opens it. But rather than a hotel bedroom they see the Admiral’s porch in “Lifeline” with Lee instead of Mac telling Harm that he has somebody that loves him. (the porch scene also happens to be the first nominee of this category).   “Wow, that’s some theme room,” Dee cries. “Hakuna Matata!”

They move across the hall and open that door. It is dark but as JJ Ronda and Dee’s eyes adjust, they see that amazingly Harm is in this room as well. The room is a nighttime desert “In Country” and Harm is wrapping his leg around Cathy F. as they snuggle to stay warm. (the second nominee of this category)   Back in the hall as the two ladies approach the next door, they hear a sobbing sound. Opening the door a crack, they peer into a ship’s corridor with Harm and CorinneH holding each other just like the ending of “Critical Condition.” (the third nominee of this category)

“That’s so sad. Let them be alone,” Dee suggests and they move on to the next door. They hear water running and burst in, thinking they might find Harm naked in the shower. Alas, no, he’s wiping usmgrad’s face in the creek scene of “Full Engagement” and telling her that he’ll get her home safely from the poachers. (the fourth nominee of this category).

Finally JJ Ronda and Dee come to the end room, where a delicious smell drifts into the hall. They open the door and see a dinner ready to be eaten. But no one is sitting at the table. Instead Harm and chris k are under the table bumping heads as chris k seductively coos “don’t be gentle, be good”. (the final nominee of this category)   JJ Ronda and Dee close the door and turn as Mac, in feisty Marine mode, marches down the hall toward them. “Halt! Both of you! I’m supposed to be the woman with Harm in these scenes. If this isn’t fixed right now, I’m gonna feed your sixes to the crabs.”

“Quick, a gigantic poof, now!” JJ Ronda shouts, waving her arms high in the air. POOOOF! Mac instantly reappears in each of the scenes and the Harmy ladies begrudgingly are poofed back into the ballroom for the announcement of this category’s winner, which is: The porch scenes in “Lifeline”. The person who nominated the winner is Deemus who can check into the Manly Arms with Harm for the evening. Future room reservations are now being accepted for anyone interested.

Click here for clip from the winning scene

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- Bravo, these presentations are so delightful and keep getting better and better! Congrats Deemus, enjoy your night with Harm! (NT) -- Dee, 13:29:02 05/24/12 Thu
- JJ, how dare you poof me off the porch with Harm! You should have poofed Mac out of there instead! I was enjoying that kiss. I'm making a reservation right now for a return engagement! Inside... -- Lee - Congrats, Deemus. Enjoy your time with Harm!, 14:03:51 05/24/12 Thu
- Congratulations Deemus !!! Well enjoy your time w/Harm ! I also love the presentations. Thank you. (NT) -- Laurence, 14:11:22 05/24/12 Thu
- That scene curls my toes! How either of them walked away at that point is beyond me. (NT) -- TH, 14:37:03 05/24/12 Thu
- Haha! How fun to come home after a busy, stressful day and find myself presenting a Harmy award! Made my day! Congrats Deemus! (NT) -- JJ (Ronda)--I thought about poofing Mac away, but I didn't want her coming after me!, 18:23:08 05/24/12 Thu
  - Well, that's understandable, JJ. I wouldn't want her after me either, so you're forgiven. : ) (NT) -- Lee, 19:40:17 05/24/12 Thu
- It's SO much fun to come and read these! My hat's off to Deemus. (NT) -- jenks, 19:33:01 05/24/12 Thu
- Now I'm looking forward to the daily laugh in scenarioes! They're so wonderful. Now enough of this messing around, Deemus on with your time with Harm before the poofer gets loose and finds the gorilla, sobers him up and turns him loose. (NT) -- carramor, 19:33:41 05/24/12 Thu
- I can't wait to get started on my ... intellectual...no,..cerebral....not that, either.....stimulating....yeah, that's it! evening with Harm. I'll let you know what topics we discussed. Or not. (NT) -- Deemus, getting ready to leave for the Manly Arms, 20:20:26 05/24/12 Thu
- Each is more fun than the previous! (NT) -- jan, 21:19:26 05/24/12 Thu
- So much fun to read these awards presentations! Congratulations Deemus! (NT) -- Sunset, 22:15:11 05/24/12 Thu
- absolutely hilarious - these have been wonderful. Congrats Deemus, enjoy you 'lifeline' with Harm. I'd like a reservation for a future room, preferably one with Harm present and accounted for! (NT) -- usmgrad, 22:30:16 05/24/12 Thu
- I loved the line disney only has a big mouse- i know- I've been there too!! - but - I finally get under the table with harm you characters start poofing!! - What's the matter with you people!!!! - You need your poofers adjusted!! Really!!! (NT) -- Chris k - marching back upstairs to my table!!, 23:50:03 05/24/12 Thu
- Congrats Deemus!! Enjoy your time with Harm. These are just wonderful. I enjoy every announcement. Now I'm going back to the desert and Harm's leg!! (NT) -- Cathy F. see you Tues. Jenks:-), 11:35:28 05/25/12 Fri
- Thank you, everyone. I'm delighted you are enjoying the presentations. We are taking a short break this weekend in honor of Memorial Day here in the U.S. and those who gave their lives for freedom. We'll be back next week with more Harmy Awards. (NT) -- Araninda, 13:34:04 05/25/12 Fri
- Congratulations, Deemus -- Harm awaits you and Manly Arms he has! I'm glad we're taking a break -- it will give Mac some time to cool down from her annoyance with sharing Harm! LOL! (NT) -- mj, 15:16:44 05/25/12 Fri
- Awesome! Congrats! (NT) -- Theresa, 22:48:26 05/28/12 Mon
This week on JAG -- usmgrad :), 23:14:18 05/25/12 Fri
No episode photos this week, instead Harm honors those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in the service of their country.

Memorial Day

A poem by C W Johnson

We walked among the crosses, where our fallen soldiers lay.
And listened to the bugle as TAPS began to play.
The Chaplin led a prayer, we stood with heads bowed low.
And I thought of fallen comrades, I had known so long ago.
They came from every city across this fertile land.
That we might live in freedom. They lie here 'neath the sand.
I felt a little guilty my sacrifice was small.
I only lost a little time but these men lost their all.
Now the services are over for this Memorial Day.
To the names upon these crosses I just want to say,
Thanks for what you've given no one could ask for more.
May you rest with God in heaven from now through evermore.

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- Beautiful poem. Thanks for posting it, usmgrad. (NT) -- Lee, 10:25:49 05/26/12 Sat
- I received this in an e-mail and thought it would be appropriate to share it here. Inside... -- Lee, 10:46:30 05/26/12 Sat
  - WOW! What a wonderful and giving story. Luckily, my family did not loose anyone in any of the wars, but friends, and friends of friends, tell of their losses to wars. For the sacrifices, we thank all of those who have and do, protect and defend. (NT) -- carramor, 11:25:23 05/26/12 Sat
    - Lee, thank you for sharing. (NT) -- carramor, 11:26:38 05/26/12 Sat
    - Would like to share an experience and idea in this mode -- inside. -- carramor, 11:51:44 05/26/12 Sat
- That was a beautiful and moving poem, but I have to admit I was a little distracted by the name of the author. It gave the thoughts that were totally inappropriate given the subject matter. ;-) (NT) -- JJ (Ronda), 21:36:45 05/26/12 Sat
  - Well, we know where your mind was, JJ (Rhonda). : ) (NT) -- Lee, 00:32:02 05/27/12 Sun
    - I must be getting old, I didn't even notice that until you mentioned it (NT) -- usmgrad, 09:11:25 05/27/12 Sun
- Beautiful Poem. Had to steal it and send it out in my email. (NT) -- Cathy F., 11:31:19 05/27/12 Sun
  - Good idea, Cathy F. I think I'll do that, too. : ) (NT) -- Lee, 13:38:02 05/27/12 Sun
  - Found it at http://www.thememorialdaytribute.com/memorial-day-poems/index.html (NT) -- usmgrad, 16:08:28 05/27/12 Sun
- Very moving. Thank you! (NT) -- mj, 15:31:12 05/27/12 Sun
- While watching old war movies yesterday, I pondered on how many times we saw H and his possee actually salute........just curious. (NT) -- carramor, 22:04:51 05/27/12 Sun
Harmy Awards Presentation - Most Favorite Recurring Male Character Other Than Harm -- ....., 02:48:37 05/22/12 Tue
“Help, help!” Deemus runs onto the stage. “We’ve lost Araninda! I think. . . . I think the gorilla ate her.” Carramor grabs Deemus and gently shakes her. “Are you crazy? Gorillas do not eat hillbillies. They do, however, drink their moonshine.” Deemus stares at her. “Does that mean we have a pickled hairy ape lying in a gutter around here someplace?”   “Maybe so,” Carramor replies. “Better watch where you step.” Deemus looks cautiously around the stage, but there is no trace of a gorilla, soused or otherwise. “We have to find Araninda,” she finally says. “She’s missing in action.”

“Call out the troops. Or maybe we can poof in Harm to rescue her,” Carramor suggests. Both ladies take a deep breath and wave their arms. POOF! A loud noise is heard and a Tomcat lands on the ballroom stage. “It’s Harm!” the audience excitedly screams. But instead Tom Boone climbs down from the cockpit and sadly reports, “I’ve been trying to get a radar lock on Araninda. But no joy.” He looks around at the boa-clad audience. “What the hell are these strange looking women doin’ on the flight deck? I’m high flyin’ out of here.” And off he roars.

“Well, that wasn’t Harm, but Tom Boone is the first nominee in this category,” Carramor explains. “So let’s try again.” The ladies wave their arms and poof! This time Victor Galindez appears, looking mighty handsome in his Marine uniform. “Wow!” Deemus swoons. “Gunny is my favorite recurring male character other than Harm. Hey, Gunny, how about showing me some special hand-to-hand combat maneuvers?" She glances over her shoulder at Carramor. "Sorry, Carramor, but we are out of here. You are on your own now.” Gunny and Deemus both disappear in a flash.

Carramor sighs. No Araninda, but at least Gunny is the second nominee so something is going right. But now what does she do? Poof! A tall bald-headed figure taps on her shoulder. “May I be of service?” says AJ Chegwidden. “I’ll invoke an Admiral’s privilege and order Araninda to appear.”   “Oh, yes, that would be wonderful,” replies Carramor, clapping her hands together. Suddenly AJ stops and rubs his forehead. “You don’t suppose she’s with Meredith, do you? Put them together and you get double trouble - two crazy people instead of one. I need an aspirin. Tiner!” AJ wanders off in search of his yeoman.

One more nominee to go in this category, but Araninda is still missing. Carramor scratches her head and analyzes the situation. “Hmmm, I wonder if . . . . .yes, that’s it! This whole thing has Webb written all over it!” Sure enough with those words Clayton Webb appears, staring into the stage lights and waving his hand rapidly in front of his face. “What are you doing?” Carramor asks.   “Trying to get a fix on Araninda’s position,” Webb answers.   “Looks to me like you are going blind,” Carramor observes. “In any case, you are the final nominee for this category. So it’s time to announce the winner.”

Webb hands her a slip of paper. “Here’s the winner. Memorize it and eat it. That's what I learned in spy school.” Carramor rolls her eyes. “How about if I just read it aloud?”   “Well, that would work too,” Webb sheepishly responds. Carramor warily moves away from Webb and proclaims: “The most favorite recurring male character other than Harm is AJ Chegwidden. The person who nominated the winner is mj and she receives an evening with AJ or Harm, her choice.”   “What about me? What do I get?” Webb peevishly wails. “You get decked,” says AJ reappearing from backstage and landing a punch squarely to Webb’s nose. Mayhem erupts from the audience with shouts, cheers, catcalls and whistles. Carramor tries frantically to restore order. What a mess! Thankfully this category is over. But where in the world is Araninda?

Click here for a classic AJ scene from Season 7’s “Exculpatory Evidence”

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- Absolutely brilliant, I can't stop ROTFLMAO!! (NT) -- jenks-congrats to mj, 07:13:14 05/22/12 Tue
- Oh, wow -- as I'm reading and laughing I suddenly see MY name! Yaay! I'll go to a baseball game with AJ during the day and then spend the evening with Harm -- hope my blue boa can take it! (NT) -- mj, 08:14:17 05/22/12 Tue
  - Congratulations MJ !! (NT) -- Laurence, 08:18:44 05/22/12 Tue
- Too funny!!! These presentations are great! (NT) -- doc, 10:23:20 05/22/12 Tue
- This was so much fun to read, I agree with jenks - sheer brilliance! Congrats mj! (NT) -- Dee, 12:56:21 05/22/12 Tue
- Hey, congrats, mj. Harm and I got lost on our way home the other night, but I'll send him over to you in a few... (NT) -- Lee - I sure hope that Araninda isn't lost in them thar hills. :), 13:32:13 05/22/12 Tue
  - 'got lost' my eye, Lee! He's a pilot and naval commander! LOL! (NT) -- mj, 13:55:30 05/22/12 Tue
    - Guess that depends on how you define 'lost'! (NT) -- Lee, 16:29:57 05/22/12 Tue
      - LOL- or what he was lost in - : ) (NT) -- chris k, 18:10:21 05/22/12 Tue
- congrats MJ great read lol (NT) -- Bev uk, 15:11:51 05/22/12 Tue
- WOW! I actually got to meet (at least!) Gunny! What a great day! (Thanks, author-whoever-you-are. I really enjoyed this!) (NT) -- Deemus, 17:40:38 05/22/12 Tue
- LOL- this was great - and I'm deighted despite losing araninda no one had to clean up after a drunken gorilla!! LOL (NT) -- chris k - did anyone think to look in Harm's quarters?, 18:15:50 05/22/12 Tue
- Well, now, I had no idea I was so talented. LOL LOL AJ was such an important character for JAG and I kinda drooled(sp?) when he was in full command mode. Now, I'll kindly poof myself outta here. LOL LOL (NT) -- carramor, 22:48:55 05/22/12 Tue
  - So impressed with myself I forgot to congratulate mj. Hope you enjoy your time with Harm. Maybe someone shot that stupid gorilla while hunting for Araninda? (NT) -- carramor, 22:52:58 05/22/12 Tue
- ROFLMAO!! Whoever writes these they are amazing!! Congrats MJ!! I hope Araninda is okay and the drunken gorilla didn't get her. (NT) -- Cathy F., 12:09:48 05/23/12 Wed
- This is so funny! Congrats mj! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 20:59:57 05/23/12 Wed
- So much fun to read! (NT) -- Jan, 21:13:36 05/24/12 Thu
Harmy Awards Presentation - Mac's Most Attractive Outfit -- ....., 02:55:57 05/15/12 Tue
Araninda has regained her poofing and the Harmy Awards have been saved. It’s now time for the second award, which is: "Mac’s Most Attractive Outfit.” The final nominations in this category were: the dark formal gown in “Embassy”; the white formal gown in “Retreat, Hell”; the red dress in “Fair Winds and Following Seas”; and the white nightgown in “To Russia With Love”.

Araninda squints at her notes. Gosh, there was a two-way tie for the winner. The first winner is: The dark formal gown in “Embassy”

Poof! Mac appears in that gown and slinks across the stage toward a trench-coated figure with dark glasses and a fedora. “Wait a minute!” shouts Araninda. “Freeze that poof!” Mac instantly stops in mid-stride while Araninda walks over to the figure. “Who are you?” she demands. “Clayton Webb,” he replies, removing the glasses. “I bought this dress from Company funds for her to wear. I love her in this dress. I’m sweeping her off to Paraguay after a 10-minute ‘diamond expert for dummies’ course.” “No!” Araninda cries, stomping her foot. “Hey,” he protests, “there’s this gorilla backstage who said . . . . .” “Sorry, Webb, but you have just been declassified. Go back to the old spooks home.” With a wave of her hand, he vanishes.

Now, let’s try this again, Araninda thinks as she settles herself. The second winner is: The red dress in “Fair Winds and Following Seas”

Poof! Mac instantly changes into that red dress and starts across the stage with the same purposeful walk as she did entering McMurphys. In a dark corner of the stage, a tall Navy officer rises to greet her. Suddenly she stops and looks confused. A puzzled Araninda calls out to her. “What’s the matter? You are supposed to be re-enacting your entrance at McMurphys, kiss Harm and make shippers swoon.”

“But. . . .but. . . “ Mac points into the darkness. “That officer isn’t Harm.” “Of course it’s Harm,” Araninda insists. Then she takes off her glasses so she can better see. “Oh, no, it’s. . .”

“Hello, babe. You look good in that dress. Will you take me to San Diego with you? We can be a dream team.” The officer recites his lines in a rush, all the while preening in front of Mac. But Araninda quickly intercedes. “Puke. . .er, Vukovic! How did you get here?” she exclaims, stomping her foot in anger. “I was poofed by a gorilla backstage," he replies. "He said I am to be the new Harm.”

”Well, we'll see about that! First Webb and now you. . . . .This is too much!" Araninda exclaims, grabbing Vukovic by the arm and dragging him offstage. She started to drag him out by another body part, but it wasn’t long or hard enough to grasp. “Oh, I almost forgot. Katiegirl nominated the dark gown from Embassy and Lee nominated the red dress from FWFS. So they each get an evening with Harm.”

Araninda drags Vukovic offstage. Shouts, gorilla roars and thumps are heard. It isn’t pretty. Someone will survive, someone will leave, someone will be lost forever. Stay tuned. . .

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- Inside for pictures of the winning outfits. -- Araninda, 02:58:48 05/15/12 Tue
  - Hahahahahaha, Araninda, you are a genius!! I'm still laughing like a maniac over Vukovic and his soft, little... body part. Congrats to Katiegirl and Lee - definitely two of Mac's best outfits! (NT) -- Dee, 04:13:47 05/15/12 Tue
- Another great award, congrats to Lee and Katiegirl (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:10:58 05/15/12 Tue
- Wonderfully done! ROFLMAO!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 10:09:10 05/15/12 Tue
- ROTHFLMAO! Araninda, you should have been a comedy writer. Your presentations are hilarious! Congratulations, Katiegirl. I'm so glad that we got to spend some time together when I was in NZ last year. We had a great time. Be sure to send Harm to me soon. (NT) -- Lee, 12:15:37 05/15/12 Tue
- Super cute and funny! Mac is fearless, no matter what she's wearing! Have fun with harm Katiegirl and Lee! (as if I had to say it -- lol!) (NT) -- mj, 13:29:45 05/15/12 Tue
- You go, Araninda!! This ia a riot. (NT) -- jenks, 16:06:56 05/15/12 Tue
- Great presentations Araninda!!!! (NT) -- fananicfan, whose jealous of Katiegirl (whose had him twice) and Lee who gets a day with Harm, too., 17:32:17 05/15/12 Tue
- Congrats!! to katiegirl and Lee. (NT) -- Michelle UK, 17:46:07 05/15/12 Tue
- Love those 2 outfits too but she rocks on that Surface Warfare ball red dress.Yowza!!! (NT) -- T2, 21:13:32 05/15/12 Tue
- This is a riot! BZ, Araninda! (NT) -- jan, 21:43:55 05/15/12 Tue
- I'll go with what she wore between the last kiss in the kissing scene, and the time she showed up at McMurphy's. Nothing! LOL! (NT) -- Theresa, 15:28:39 05/16/12 Wed
  - Gotta GRAB on this one -- yep, all that Marine training has kept the gal in shape! Hope the gorilla got short, swarmy Vukovic....... (NT) -- carramor, 22:31:18 05/16/12 Wed
- So funny! I'm loving these presentations! Congrats to our two winners! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 21:38:03 05/17/12 Thu
- Funtastic and keep it coming ladies. Congrats on the winner and no doubt the biggest winner of all is Harm who gets to see Mac in all her glory or clothed only in raindrops. (NT) -- Mona, 13:11:34 05/21/12 Mon
Harmy Awards Presentation - The Funniest Scene -- ....., 03:06:42 05/17/12 Thu
Jenks walks quickly into the stage spotlight. “Ladies, your attention please. Araninda is backstage having a. . . .well, rather intense discussion with the gorilla. So she asked me to present the next Harmy Award.” Jenks looks at a notecard and begins: “The next award is: The Funniest Scene. The nominations are: 1) Harm and Bud sharing a bed in “Father’s Day”; 2) Singer’s remark in “Lifeline” that Harm doesn’t do a thing for her; 3) The “I peeked twice” scene in “Vanished” in which Harm was blindfolded by the UFO spotters; 4) Harm and the pregnant lady in “Code Blue”; 5) AJ’s comments about blowing something up and firepower as he and Harm order weapons in “Going After Francesca”; and 6) Mac confronting Harm, Bud and AJ in jail after Bud’s bachelor party in “Wedding Bell Blues. The winner is. . . . .”

"Wait a minute!” Cathy F. joins her onstage. “Before we announce the winner, we have to poof in Harm.” “We can’t,” Jenks replies. “We don’t know how to poof.” Cathy F. holds out a book. “Yes, we do. Araninda gave me this book. It’s titled Poofing in Three Easy Steps. Araninda says if we follow the instructions in this book, we will be able to poof Harm to our hearts content. She says this book is the poof, the whole poof and nothing but the poof. So help her Harm.”

Jenks and Cathy open the book, huddle together and begin to read. “This isn’t too difficult,” Cathy muses. “Step 1. Find a comfortable, inviting spot, preferably a bedroom.” Behind them in the shadows, unseen by Jenks and Cathy, Harm tosses in his bed, giving the audience a good look at his naked chest and biceps. But before the audience can react, he disappears in a poof.

“Hmmm, we don’t have a bedroom, so I guess our stage will have to do,” Jenks says. “Step 2. Close your eyes and concentrate. Take slow, deep breaths.” Both ladies close their eyes tightly. Unfortunately while their eyes are closed, they miss Harm quietly poofing in beside them and stripping off his shirt, exposing his naked chest and hairs. The audience begins to murmur excitedly. Jenks and Cathy open their eyes, but alas, there is nothing onstage except the two of them. “Step 3. Build your emotions and focus on your intent,” Cathy reads. The ladies focus, so intently that they miss Harm striding across the stage behind them clothed only in his boxers. This time, the audience collectively gasps. Jenks and Cathy whirl around but again, there is nothing there. No poof of smoke, no Harm.

"This book does not work!” Jenks cries in disgust. “Cathy, throw it away and let’s just announce the winner.” Cathy steps down from the stage to a recycling bin, tosses in the book and returns to the spotlight. “The winner of The Funniest Scene is Harm and the pregnant lady in Code Blue. The person who nominated the winner is Vi and she gets Harm for an evening if she can figure out how to poof him to her.”

Jenks and Cathy watch as the custodian picks up the recycling bin and starts out of the ballroom. Good riddance to the poofing book, they both think. But in the next instant, a stampede of boa-clad ladies chase after the custodian shouting, “Stop, stop, bring back that book now! We demand the right to bare poof!”

A puzzled Jenks and Cathy look at each other. “Did we miss something important?” Jenks asks.

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- Wow!! If only I could be this creative. I'll add that this winning scene is my favorite so congrats to you, Vi. (NT) -- jenks-adding that Cathy F. and I never need a poof book to see our man, LOL He was plastered on our lunch shirts., 06:40:21 05/17/12 Thu
- Congrats Vi, enjoy your night with Harm. Jenks and Cathy F. keep trying you might get 'poofing' eventually in the mean time we'll be watching! (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:40:09 05/17/12 Thu
- Have a great time with Harm, Vi! Araninda, you are so clever. I nearly die from laughing at the presentations. Keep it up, girl! LOL (NT) -- Lee, 12:52:40 05/17/12 Thu
- the poof - the whole poof and nothing but the poof - LOL - wonderfule lines- LOL= and out of curiosity did the Gorilla survive? LOL (NT) -- chris k, 19:32:08 05/17/12 Thu
- Another hilarious presentation! Congrats to Vi! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 21:41:33 05/17/12 Thu
- Ladies, you absolutely must take this 'poofing' show on the road! Look forward to these presentations as much as I do for stories. You're great! Congrats Vi and enjoy your time with Harm. (NT) -- carramor, 23:08:47 05/17/12 Thu
  - I said 'ladies', but think I didn't realize that its just Araninda doing the writing. OOPS! Oh yeah, about the gorilla......... (NT) -- carramor, 23:12:41 05/17/12 Thu
- LOL, another genius presentation - great job, Araninda! Congrats, Vi! (NT) -- Dee, 06:20:31 05/18/12 Fri
- ROFLMAO!! That sounds like us!! Thank you Araninda for your wonderful work!! You do a great job. Not so much Jenks and myself!! But we do wear our Harmy T shirts to lunch and watch for anything Harm or JAG related so how did we miss him. LOL! We must practice our poofing at the next Lunch!! (NT) -- Cathy F. waving to Jenks!, 11:05:52 05/18/12 Fri
- Omg-- I want that book --haha!Congratulations, Vi! Enjoy His Harmness -- fully! Araninda, you must be laughing hysterically writing this! (NT) -- mj, 13:26:11 05/18/12 Fri
- Funny stuff Araninda!!! Congratulations Vi! (NT) -- fananicfan, 16:33:28 05/18/12 Fri
- LOL! These are such a blast! (NT) -- jan, 20:28:44 05/18/12 Fri
Happy Birthday, Cece! -- ...., 00:21:28 05/13/12 Sun

Have a very special day with Harm!

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- Cece, best wishes for your birthday and all year long. Thank you for your support and guidance with the Board. (NT) -- Araninda, 00:23:12 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Harmy Day, Cece!!! Hope you have a fabulous day! And it's Mother's Day, too...remind Goliath that he "owes" you double kisses today!!! (NT) -- doc, 07:15:53 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, Cece! First you have Harm guessing, then you're engaging him in some serious convo, then you're lol'ing with him! Makes me wonder what happens 'off-collage' with you and Harm! Enjoy your day and a great 'new year'! (NT) -- mj, 08:50:31 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy birthday Cece have a great Harmy day (NT) -- Bev uk, 08:52:27 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday Cece. Have a magnificant day. Wishing you happiness and jpy throught the year. (NT) -- Hope, 09:38:45 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy birthday Cece (NT) -- usmgrad, 09:42:16 05/13/12 Sun
- Cece, Happy B'Day AND Happy Mother's Day. Enjoy your special day with sincere wishes for many more. (NT) -- carramor, 10:06:02 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, Cece. Hope you have a wonderful day. (NT) -- SeaBeth, 10:50:20 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Harmy Birthday Cece!! Thank you for all you've done on the board throught the years. May this be your best and most wonderful yet!! Be Blessed!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 10:54:21 05/13/12 Sun
- best and wonderful year. I have to proof read!! LOL! (NT) -- Cathy F., 10:55:58 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, Cec. I'm looking forward to celebrating with you. (NT) -- Love judi, 11:28:00 05/13/12 Sun
- HB2U HB2U HB dear Cece HB2U go easy with Harm. (NT) -- Michelle UK, 12:58:05 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, Cece! Do something just for the Harm of it! (NT) -- manette, 13:00:29 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy birthday my dear friend! I hope to see you soon! (NT) -- Theresa, 13:09:33 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, Cece!! Hope all those Harmy birthday wishes come true. (NT) -- jenks, 14:33:45 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday Cece!! (NT) -- Dee, 14:52:40 05/13/12 Sun
- Thank you everybody! I am officially a senior citizen....gasp. This morning, I went for a walk with DH and fell into the beaver pond. (Actually, just one leg.) So, this is what being old is like...lol. (NT) -- Cece, 15:03:53 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy birthday, Cece! I hope you have a wonderful day today! And remember, no one on the HB is a senior citizen. We are all young, beautiful, and thin! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 15:08:31 05/13/12 Sun
- Wishing you a very Happy Harmy Birthday, Cece, and many, many more! (NT) -- Lee, 15:34:04 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday Cece! (NT) -- Sunset, 15:53:22 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday,Cece. (NT) -- ivyb uk, 17:42:12 05/13/12 Sun
- I'm late to the party, as usual. Hope you had a wonderful birthday, Cece! (Watch out for those treacherous beaver ponds, Cece....They can be rough for those of us over 60!) (NT) -- Deemus, 17:55:35 05/13/12 Sun
- Oh Cece, a very happy birthday!! Hope you have a really wonderful day!! (NT) -- Colie, 19:42:40 05/13/12 Sun
  - Happy Harmy Birthday, Cece!!!!! I'm sure Harm will help if the leg should become "sore"! (NT) -- Matou/Carol, 19:48:02 05/13/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday Cece !!! Warm best wishes !!! I'm sorry, I couldn't be on internet yesterday. (NT) -- Laurence, sorry to hear about your leg, 03:41:59 05/14/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Cece! (NT) -- Christa, 06:36:48 05/14/12 Mon
- I hope you had a great birthday and best wishes for a wonderful year! (NT) -- jan, 07:07:30 05/14/12 Mon
- Best wishes for the happiest birthday yet!!! (NT) -- BT, 09:39:16 05/14/12 Mon
- Thank you again everyone, and thank you Araninda for the lovely collage. Yum! (NT) -- Cece, 13:12:27 05/14/12 Mon
- Sorry it's late, but hope you had a happy Harmy Day (NT) -- Spud and the Spud-pups, 21:31:11 05/14/12 Mon
- Belated happy birthday Cece! (NT) -- kleigh12, 23:49:56 05/14/12 Mon
- Happy Belated, Belated, Belated, Belated Birthday to dear Cece and it is so nice to see you around the site again. (NT) -- Can Sheshe, 09:38:11 05/16/12 Wed
Happy Birthday, Laurence! -- ....., 01:40:06 05/08/12 Tue

Harm is ready for your special birthday celebration, Laurence. Have fun!

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- Best wishes, Laurence, on your special day and all year long. Have a very happy birthday! (NT) -- Araninda, 01:41:59 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday (NT) -- Hope, 06:03:35 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Harmy Birthday, Laurence!! Hope you enjoy every minute of your special day. (NT) -- jenks, 06:19:01 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy birthday, Laurence! Hope your day is great! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 06:34:40 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday, Laurence!! Ooh-la-la -- Harm for a whole day! Enjoy! (NT) -- mj, 06:51:46 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy birthday Laurence. Harm's all dressed up for a good time with you. Hope your day is a great one. (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:38:45 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Harmy Day, Laurence!!! Hope it's a good one! (NT) -- doc, 10:40:11 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Harmy Birthday Laurence!! And a Blessed year! (NT) -- Cathy F., 11:09:00 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy HarmyDay, Laurence from across the big pond. (NT) -- judi, 12:50:09 05/08/12 Tue
- joyeux anniversaire !!!! And many more!! (NT) -- chris k, 13:36:31 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday Laurence enjoy your day (NT) -- Bev uk, 14:09:17 05/08/12 Tue
- Wishing you a very Happy Harmy Birthday, Laurence, and many, many more! (NT) -- Lee, 14:37:37 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday Laurence - have a LOVELY day! -- Dee, 15:49:57 05/08/12 Tue
- Joyeux Anniversaire Laurence! (NT) -- Cece, 16:44:11 05/08/12 Tue
- I think Harm is all set to help you have a wonderful day! (Happy birthday!) (NT) -- Deemus, 17:39:29 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday Laurence. (NT) -- Michelle UK, 18:15:33 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday Laurence! (NT) -- Sunset, 20:12:55 05/08/12 Tue
- Joyeux anniversaire, Laurence! Amuse-toi bien avec Harm. (NT) -- Ann, 22:47:47 05/08/12 Tue
- Happy birthday Laurence! (NT) -- kleigh, 23:15:58 05/08/12 Tue
- From the bottom of my heart thank you everyone !! Du fond de mon coeur merci à tous !! (NT) -- Laurence, 03:03:14 05/09/12 Wed
- Joyuex Anniversaire, Laurence. (NT) -- Katiegirl, 05:29:22 05/09/12 Wed
  - Merci Katiegirl !! (NT) -- Laurence, 06:42:55 05/09/12 Wed
- Lucky Lawrence, have a wonderful day with Harm - and many more to come! (NT) -- PeggyC, 18:23:42 05/09/12 Wed
  - Thank you PeggyC !! (NT) -- Laurence, 02:56:16 05/10/12 Thu
- I hope you had a great birthday and best wishes for a wonderful year! (NT) -- jan, 20:42:54 05/09/12 Wed
  - Thank you Jan !!! (NT) -- Laurence, 02:57:24 05/10/12 Thu
- I also want to thanks for the beautiful collage !!! You all mean the world for me !!! (NT) -- Laurence, 03:09:58 05/10/12 Thu
- Well, I see I've been negligent in the Happy Birthday greetings -- shame on me...its the one special day of the year that belongs to YOU. Sure hope you enjoyed your day, Laurence! (NT) -- carramor, 10:08:44 05/13/12 Sun
  - Don't worry carramor !! :) Thanks !! My b-day at home went well, what it already is a good thing no present but what I prefer on this day is come on this board ! :) (NT) -- Laurence, 03:45:51 05/14/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Laurence! (NT) -- Christa, 06:38:13 05/14/12 Mon
  - Thank you Christa !! :) (NT) -- Laurence, 07:07:04 05/14/12 Mon
Just a note to all of you whose Birthdays got by me -- tried to catch up individually and discovered I missed a lot! So to all of my dear Harmy friends with B'Days unknowledged by me, am sincerely regretful (the word 'sorry' just doesn't work some times), hope you all had wonderful Harmy days, and if my brain ever decides to return to the spot between my ears, I promise to do better soon? -- carramor, 11:53:31 05/13/12 Sun
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- Like I said it under my b-day post, don't worry Carramor ! (NT) -- Laurence, 03:58:54 05/14/12 Mon
- "All is forgiven." AUGUST 10th is my day! (NT) -- jan, whose day is AUGUST 10th!, 07:06:17 05/14/12 Mon
Harmy Awards Presentation - Best Harm Flying Scene -- ....., 01:36:49 05/11/12 Fri
“Hocus poofcus!” Araninda shouts, looking expectantly around the ballroom to no avail. She really has a problem. The Harmy ladies have reluctantly left the naked statue in the Manly Arms lobby on the promise that the real Harm would soon appear. Everyone is settling into their seats, waiting not so patiently. But her poof has fizzled. Maybe she needs to try harder. With a fast flapping of her arms, she shouts “Bibbidi, Bobbidi, Poof!” Nothing. She didn’t even get liftoff from all that flapping. Maybe I’m too old to cut the poof anymore, she thinks. But how can the award show take place if we can’t poof in Harm?

Lost in a delirium, she begins to singsong: “Where, oh where has my little poof gone?” Katiegirl taps on her shoulder. “Araninda, can I help?” “Oh, Katiegirl, I’ve forgotten how to poof. It’s been three years since I quit with the help of Poofers Anonymous.” “Wow,” exclaimed Katiegirl. “I didn’t think anyone could go that long without poofing. You must need a good stiff poof really bad.”

“Poof cadabra,” Araninda cries out in panic. “Don’t hurt yourself trying to poof,” Katiegirl warns. “Try clicking your heels together three times and say ‘there’s no poof like home.’” “But I don’t want to poof home,” Araninda wails. “Home is West Virginia and we do dumb things like vote for imprisoned felons for President.”

“Well, read the nominations then,” Katiegirl advises. Araninda squints at her notes. The first category of this year’s Harmy Awards is “Best Harm Flying Scene” and the final nominations were: 1) The “Come Fly with Me” scene in “Adrift 1” as Harm does his quals while Mic and Mac’s wedding rehearsal takes place; 2) Harm leading the dirty nuke missile away from the ship in “Enemy Below”; 3) Harm using his plane’s tailhook to guide a disabled plane away from enemy territory in “True Callings”; and 4) Harm and Tom Boone escorting a plane carrying “Toys for Tots” with navigation problems in “All Ye Faithful.”

Araninda finishes reading and glances up. Directly in front of her stands Harm in full flight suit. “Wow, Harm, you really have a big . . . . .zipper!” Araninda shrieks. Everyone in the audience starts to swoon. “Quick, Araninda, read the winner before they rush the stage!” Katiegirl yells.

The winner is: Harm using his plane’s tailhook to guide a disabled plane away from enemy territory in “True Callings.” The Harmy lady who nominated the winner is: Katiegirl, so she gets an evening with Harm. “Wait a minute. . . .Katiegirl!” Araninda’s eyes widen. “No wonder you were eager for me to fall off the poof wagon.” Katiegirl locked her arm protectively through Harm's and smiled: “Don't worry, Harm. You have someone who’ll always poof you.”

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- Delightful! This was so much fun to read. Congratulations katiegirl, have a wonderful evening with Harm! (NT) -- Dee, 02:31:28 05/11/12 Fri
- I LOVE IT - Katiegirl have a great night with Harm you nominated a wonderful scene. But remember there are more catagories and more winners so you can't "hog " Harm. (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:41:31 05/11/12 Fri
- This is SO great!! Enjoy your time with Harm, Katiegirl, and congrats. (NT) -- jenks, 08:17:49 05/11/12 Fri
- Excellent lead in!! Congrats Katiegirl! Have a good time Poofing Harms brains out!! LOL! (NT) -- Cathy F., 10:03:44 05/11/12 Fri
- bibity bobity poof! - LOL loved it!! (NT) -- chris k, 10:11:31 05/11/12 Fri
- Congratulations, Katiegirl! Have a great time with Harm! (NT) -- Lee - Araninda, this is fantastic!, 10:30:07 05/11/12 Fri
- Such a fun read for a Friday afternoon! (NT) -- doc, 12:24:11 05/11/12 Fri
- And thank you to Hope for hosting on her website the video clips which are being posted at the end of each presentation thread. (NT) -- Araninda, 12:34:17 05/11/12 Fri
- Pilot Harm in action...soooo good!!! ...and congratulations to Katiegirl. (NT) -- fananicfan, 17:01:47 05/11/12 Fri
- Congratulations to both Araninda and Katiegirl. Lead in was perfectly poofed; and, Harmilicious did appear. Take care of him Katiegirl! (NT) -- carramor, 19:35:53 05/11/12 Fri
- LOL! My side hurt! (NT) -- Theresa, 23:02:57 05/11/12 Fri
- This was hilarious! lol! Congratulations, Katiegirl! (NT) -- mj, 03:18:12 05/12/12 Sat
- Congrats!! Katiegirl ITA with you. (NT) -- Michelle UK, 19:08:16 05/12/12 Sat
- So much fun! THANKS ARANINDA! (NT) -- jan, 20:12:18 05/12/12 Sat
- LOLOL! That was so funny! Congrats to Katiegirl and thanks to Araninda for the many laughs! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 21:26:28 05/13/12 Sun
It's Harmy Awards Time! -- ....., 02:38:15 05/09/12 Wed
We’re here at the Manly Arms Hotel and it’s almost time for the Harmy Award Presentations! A red carpet, drenched in drool, is being unrolled. Slowly a limousine (actually a big a$$ blue van) rolls up and a large group of perfect size 6 ladies climb out, their blue boas scattering feathers into the air. Babbling phrases like "a girl can't get enough of a good thing" and "come to me, you know the reason”, they teeter on their stilettos and disappear inside the hotel. On the red carpet, Jane Rivermouth frantically waves a microphone at the arriving guests and loudly declares that blue is not the "in" color this year.

Inside the hotel, the group of ladies stop and stare. Many of the newcomers have never been to the Manly Arms before. Even for those who remember the dream fantasy nights of long ago at the hotel, it still is a wonderful sight today. And of course everyone’s attention immediately locks onto the lifesize naked statue of Harm in the lobby, anatomically correct of course. Everyone swarms around the statue, swooning and fondling carefully. “I had no idea that CW was. . . ..well . . . . “ usmgrad gulps, trying to find the right descriptive words. “Do you think we could make a fanfic challenge about it?”

“Ladies, please, do not drool on the statue! We’ll damage it and get arrested and have to pay for it. . . .him. . . .something, and I don’t think Bubba has any bail money. He’s saving it for the Texas Tarts Jagfest in June,” Araninda wails, frantically trying to restore order. “Hey, Lee, stop squeezing Harm’s six. . . .er, I mean the back side of the statue.”

But no one is paying Araninda any attention, so she steps up on a nearby crate to make herself more visible. Suddenly a big black furry paw appears out of the top of the crate and grabs her around the ankle. She starts shrieking in fright: "No. . .it just can’t be. . .” The ladies reluctantly turn away from the statue in time to see the sides of the crate slowly falling away. Sure enough, sitting there calmly eating bananas and rewriting scripts is a 500-pound gorilla. "Shoo,” Araninda shouts, trying to wave him away like an annoying insect. But the gorilla lasted through nine years of shippers trying to get rid of him and he isn't going quietly now. Instead he stands up, beats his chest and bellows: "I am the Ghost of Gorilla Past. I will be in the room until the last 7.5 minutes of your award show.”

"Oh, Pukeovic!” Araninda exclaims, using a favorite HarmyBoard expletive. Sigh! Not the way she had planned to start the 2012 Harmy Awards. But it sure is fun to be back at the Manly Arms where anything can and does happen.

Please stay tuned for the presentations which will be presented in separate threads over the next few weeks. Votes have been tallied and certified by the accounting firm of Clark Palmer Accomplices (CPA). Any bribe money that exchanged hands in the tallying of the votes has been deposited in the Harmon Rabb Swiss Bank Account along with a paper clip. Oh yes, the most important part – we will also announce the person who nominated the winner in each category and that person will get an evening with Harm.

So, ladies, please check in if you are attending the awards ceremonies. We want to hear from everyone who is with us here at the Manly Arms!

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- Would be nice to win something!!! (NT) -- Katiegirl, 05:28:19 05/09/12 Wed
- So clever, Araninda!! I'll be waiting. (NT) -- jenks, 06:36:58 05/09/12 Wed
- LOL - looking forward to a wonderful time in Manly Arms - hmm, CW challenge, that could be a hard one, better hold it for one of the longer months! (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:03:54 05/09/12 Wed
  - LOL! GRABB! (NT) -- Araninda, 12:01:42 05/09/12 Wed
- This is my RSVP to the awards. (NT) -- fananicfan, 09:24:09 05/09/12 Wed
- Agree, very clever! (NT) -- doc, 10:45:23 05/09/12 Wed
- Awesome... I just arrived at the Manly Arms... can't wait to see the statue! (NT) -- Dee, 11:34:55 05/09/12 Wed
- Here's my RSVP!! Can't wait to get to the Manly Arms!! Nice job Araninda! (NT) -- Cathy F. waving at Jenks and waiting patiently for our lunch date., 11:35:30 05/09/12 Wed
- And the dress code is ? You know, blue boa, does not flatter my skin tone. (NT) -- Sova, 12:20:07 05/09/12 Wed
- Well, you already know that I'm here. I was just massaging Harm's "cheeks"! LOL (NT) -- Lee - Arianda, that was a fantastic intro. LOL, 13:32:24 05/09/12 Wed
  - I assume you mean his "posterior cheeks..." (NT) -- jenks-waving right back at you, Cathy F., 14:45:15 05/09/12 Wed
    - Yup, they're so round and firm and smooth... LOL (NT) -- Lee, 00:21:52 05/11/12 Fri
- Having visited the Manly Arms many years ago, I am delighted to learn they have added the statue ! (NT) -- Sunny, 13:47:04 05/09/12 Wed
  - Welcome back, Sunny! We have missed you! (NT) -- Araninda, 16:52:08 05/09/12 Wed
- Great Job Araninda so bring it on. (NT) -- Brooke, 14:24:15 05/09/12 Wed
- I'm here! I'm here! Wouldn't miss this for the world! (NT) -- Deemus, 20:04:57 05/09/12 Wed
- Great intro Araninda! (NT) -- jan, 20:45:40 05/09/12 Wed
- Very clever--can't wait! (NT) -- Shazam, 01:30:04 05/10/12 Thu
- The flight from London may be delayed, but count me in! LOL! (NT) -- mj, 07:16:28 05/10/12 Thu
- Awesome, looking forward to the presentation! (NT) -- Sunset, 14:50:08 05/10/12 Thu
- Your intro is just what I needed this afternoon. Am in the midst of packing up the household to make the move back to my 'roots'. Now, Araninda, dear, please request all hands to remove their hands from the statute -- 'cause when I get there, I want the big guy all to myself. Now, about the blue boas, thought the color blue was always 'in'.?.?. (NT) -- carramor, 15:30:04 05/10/12 Thu
- Well imo, Araninda deserves the biggest award. Araninda, you rock! (NT) -- Cece, 16:03:32 05/10/12 Thu
  - A toast to Araninda! Here! Here! (NT) -- Lee, 18:45:06 05/10/12 Thu
  - I agree! (NT) -- manette, 15:25:49 05/12/12 Sat
- Well, I'm reeeaaalllyyy late checking in, but I'm here and I'm LOLing at this hilarious post! I can't wait to see what else I've missed! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda)--Where has all my time gone lately?, 21:22:27 05/13/12 Sun
My version of the JAG finale -- Theresa, 21:54:02 05/03/12 Thu
I know quite a few people downloaded my version of the series finale. For some reason I'm the only one who doesn't have it. Can anyone send it to me?

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- Hey girl! Did someone send this to you yet? (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 14:15:03 05/06/12 Sun
- I believe I have it upload to my website. Inside for link -- Hope - just had a chance to check for it, 20:15:58 05/06/12 Sun
  - Now I remember why I fell in love with JAG and still come here every day! I hadn't seen this before and it's marvelous! This is a shipper's dream come true. Thanks so much, Theresa, for making it and Hope for posting it. Every shipper should see this! (NT) -- Lee, 18:13:09 05/07/12 Mon
    - So glad you enjoyed it! It was truly a labor of love! (NT) -- Theresa, 14:28:24 05/10/12 Thu
  - Sorry had so much on my plate lately that I didn't even see this until now! Thank you! (NT) -- Theresa, 14:26:53 05/10/12 Thu
- I just got around to watching. LOVE your version. Does make me sad since we've heard that GCB wasn't picked up -- now we have to wait yet again to see our "Harm". Maybe now's a good time for TPTB to do a reunion? Who should we send our requests to? (NT) -- carramor, 11:42:59 05/13/12 Sun
  - Well Catherine's husband was writing a JAG reunion film, but since he's now her ex-husband I don't know how that would happen. (NT) -- Theresa, 13:19:43 05/13/12 Sun
    - Did they actually divorce? Last I heard they were separated. (NT) -- JJ (Ronda), 21:17:01 05/13/12 Sun
How would things be different if... -- Theresa, 18:16:39 05/10/12 Thu
How would things be different if Harm and Mac had had HMS in Australia?

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- Praise the Lord we would have been spared Brumby and Renee!!! We probably would have had a season of them trying to hide their relationship from the folks at headquarters - sort of like harriet and bud at first - (NT) -- chris k, 21:15:00 05/10/12 Thu
  - I actually wrote an alternate universe fiction about how things turned out after they hooked up in Sidney - it's probably on fanfic.net - though I don't remember the name. lol. (NT) -- chris k, 21:16:52 05/10/12 Thu
- We would have been a whole lot happier ladies in most cases! (NT) -- jenks-picturing H and M as opposed to Castle and Beckett, 08:19:43 05/11/12 Fri
- Jenks you are so right!! (NT) -- Cathy F. waving at Jenks, 10:06:02 05/11/12 Fri
- Ask a simple question why don't ya? LOL. Good grief, this needs a whole novel, as everything would change, (unless it was a quicky one nighter and they just continued with Brumby etc.) (Inside) -- Cece, 10:46:38 05/11/12 Fri
- Cece that was just perfect!! I don't think you missed a thing! (NT) -- Cathy F., 13:17:59 05/12/12 Sat
- If the main conflicts would have been eliminated by having them get together in Australia, then what kind of conflicts would they have had? (NT) -- Theresa, 13:17:43 05/13/12 Sun
  - Actually, at the time, I understood why they didn't get together. But couldn't they have had a moment, like a slow, long, soft, wet, passionate, kiss? I wasn't asking for much, (yeah right!) The conflict could have remained the same (professional distance, even a boy/girl friend.) The Mic scenario itself seemed so forced, but I was okay with it until it went too far. I wish he'd stayed in Oz. We are talking season 5, I believe, which was long enough (actually only 4 yrs of Mac). But TEN yrs of conflict???? Gack. (NT) -- Cece, 15:10:24 05/13/12 Sun
Happy Birthday, JAG Junkie (Ronda)! -- ....., 01:58:26 04/14/12 Sat

Enjoy flying high with Harm on your special day!

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- Happy Birthday, JJ! Best wishes for a special day and a joyous year ahead. (NT) -- Araninda, 02:00:57 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday JJ !! Warm wishes !!! :) Have a nice & good day and a good year ! (NT) -- Laurence, 05:27:05 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy birthday JJ enjoy your day (NT) -- Bev uk, 05:42:46 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday JJ. Enjoy all that time with Harm, just don't wear him out too much. The rugby girls want their time too. (NT) -- Katiegirl, 05:55:30 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday JJ. Have a wonderful day (NT) -- Hope, 08:10:17 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday, JJ!! Hope your day is filled with lots of fun and Harmy surprises. (NT) -- jenks, 08:29:49 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy birthday JAGJunkie, flying Harm is a great way to celebrate your special day. (NT) -- usmgrad, 09:26:09 04/14/12 Sat
- Wishing you a very Happy Harmy Birthday, JAG Junkie (Rhonda), and many, many more! (NT) -- Lee, 10:14:11 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday my friend! We should so get together! (NT) -- Theresa, 11:15:46 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Harmy Birthday JJ!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 11:20:20 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Harmy Day, JJ!!! I hope you have fantastic day filled with all your favorite things! (NT) -- doc, 11:20:24 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday JJ Have a great time (NT) -- Michelle UK, 15:17:26 04/14/12 Sat
- Thanks ladies for all the wonderful birthday wishes! I've had a great day staying home and relaxing. With Harm, of course! LOL (NT) -- JJ (Ronda), 15:57:13 04/14/12 Sat
- Hope you've been having fun with Harm. Happy birthday, Jag Junkie! (NT) -- Deemus, 17:02:19 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy Birthday JJ! (NT) -- Sunset, 20:41:51 04/14/12 Sat
- Happy birthday JAG Junkie! (NT) -- kleigh, 00:26:56 04/15/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday JJ! (NT) -- Cece, 00:39:05 04/15/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday, JJ! Hope you have the best year with Harm! (NT) -- mj, 14:52:02 04/15/12 Sun
- Enjoy your Happy, Happy JJ, and many more, with Harm of course! (NT) -- carramor, 16:31:19 04/15/12 Sun
- HAPPY, happy birthday JJ! I wish you a wonderful day and year. (NT) -- jan, 19:17:11 04/15/12 Sun
- woo hoo - enjoy your day with our Harm - LOL - (NT) -- chris k, 19:54:10 04/15/12 Sun
- A special birthday wish for you, too!! Hope your day was filled with Harm and frosting on top!! (NT) -- BT, 21:00:28 04/15/12 Sun
- Ssorry to be chiming in late, but I will wish you Happy Birthday anyway! I hope this year brings you all youre wishing for. (NT) -- mkim, 21:21:44 04/17/12 Tue
- Happy Birthday JAG Junkie (NT) -- Christa, 10:20:51 04/18/12 Wed
- Happy belated birthday, JJ! Harm will take you flying! (NT) -- PeggyC, 20:04:44 04/18/12 Wed
- Happy Belated HarmyDay, JJ. I'm so sorry I missed your birthday. (NT) -- judi, 12:52:55 05/08/12 Tue
  - Thank you judi! Better late than never! (NT) -- JJ (Ronda), 14:54:09 05/13/12 Sun
Happy Birthday, Martian Barb! -- ....., 02:08:39 04/27/12 Fri

Happy Birthday to our Harmyboarder from Mars . . . Mars, Pennsylvania that is! Have an out-of-this world special celebration with Harm!

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- Happy Birthday, Martian Barb! Hope your day and year ahead is filled with joy and special memories. (NT) -- Araninda, 02:09:43 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Birthday Martian Barb !!! Have a good day !! Best wishes !!! (NT) -- Laurence, 04:55:32 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Bithday (NT) -- Hope, 06:05:20 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy birthday Barb! Have a great one! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 06:42:01 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Harmy Birthday, MB!! Hope every minute of it is filled with lots of fun and Harm. (NT) -- jenks, 06:43:25 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Harmy Day, Martian Barb!!! (NT) -- doc, 07:10:15 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy birthday Martian Barb. Hope you have an 'out of this world' great day (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:20:40 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy B-Day. Take it easy on Harm. (NT) -- Buckiles, 07:37:53 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Birthday, martian Barb! You and Harm need to 'take off' on a rocket to happy land! (NT) -- mj, 11:44:29 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy birthday Martian Barb have a great day (NT) -- Bev uk, 13:50:42 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy birthday, Martian Barb. Looks like Harm is in a really good mood, so that should make YOUR day even better! (NT) -- Deemus, 17:52:52 04/27/12 Fri
- HAPPY, happy birthday Martian Barb! Best wishes for a wonderful day and year. (NT) -- Jan, 21:34:32 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy birthday Martian Barb! (NT) -- kleigh, 22:18:14 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Birthday Martian Barb! (NT) -- Sunset, 22:28:47 04/27/12 Fri
- Happy Harmy Birthday Martian Barb!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 00:06:22 04/28/12 Sat
- Thank you everyone. Worked 3-11 but came home to beautiful Ross from my DH. Love him soo much. (NT) -- Martian Barb, 00:47:06 04/28/12 Sat
  - Nothing like checking in later and finding out how clumsy my fingers are. My husband had a very beautiful bouquet of peach roses sitting on my dining room table for me when I got home from work. (NT) -- Martian Barb, 16:40:37 05/02/12 Wed
- Happy Birthday Martian Barb (NT) -- Michelle UK, 04:35:31 04/28/12 Sat
- Happy Harmy Day (NT) -- chris k, 09:38:58 04/28/12 Sat
- Oh Happy Day!! with Harmy on the top! (NT) -- manette, 16:04:40 04/28/12 Sat
- Belated Happy Harmy Birthday, Martian Barb. I'm sure that you had a great time with Harm! (NT) -- Lee, 19:31:58 04/28/12 Sat
- Happy Belated Birthday MB. Hope you had as much fun as I did. (NT) -- Katiegirl, 05:17:11 04/29/12 Sun
- Happy Birthday Martian Barb (NT) -- Christa, 18:47:57 04/29/12 Sun
- Belated happy birthday Barb. Hope it was fabulous! (NT) -- Cece, 13:20:33 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Belated HarmyDay, MB. Sorry I'm late to the party. (NT) -- judi, 12:50:49 05/08/12 Tue
- Well, see I missed yet another B'Day wish. Sure hope you had a wonderful day and sorry for the late sentiments. (NT) -- carramor, 11:45:40 05/13/12 Sun
It's Friday night, time for JAG -- ;), 21:09:03 05/11/12 Fri
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- this week . . . -- ;), 21:10:31 05/11/12 Fri
  - Ahhh, Season 1 - "Desert Son" (NT) -- Lee, 11:46:17 05/12/12 Sat
  - Very clever! (NT) -- jan, 20:10:05 05/12/12 Sat
  - Desert Son – is this the episode when we “discovered” what a cute six Harm had? It had to be, we saw it so many times! I’m sure when Harm finally came home he discovered he had sand in places he did know existed! But, I have to ask, who helped him ‘de-sand’? And where do I sign up for that ‘job’? (NT) -- usmgrad, if you haven't been 'inside' your missing a good 'show', 10:51:50 05/13/12 Sun
Happy Birthday, Maja! -- ....., 01:52:11 05/07/12 Mon

Have a very Happy Birthday with Harm!

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- Happy Birthday, Maja! Best wishes for joy and happiness today and all year long. (NT) -- Araninda, 01:53:27 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Maja !! Have a good day !! Warm best wishes !!! (NT) -- Laurence, 02:52:19 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday (NT) -- Hope, 06:03:29 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Maja (NT) -- Bev uk, 06:37:28 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day! (NT) -- JAG Junkie (Ronda), 06:44:40 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy birthday Maja, have a great special day with OFC (NT) -- usmgrad, 07:11:21 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday, Maja -- Harm will keep you smiling today! (NT) -- mj, 12:25:10 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Harmy Birthday Maja! And a great year!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 12:36:21 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Maja! (NT) -- Cece, 13:21:08 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Maja! (NT) -- Michelle UK, 16:29:18 05/07/12 Mon
- Wishing you a very Happy Harmy Birthday, Maja, and many, many more! (NT) -- Lee, 17:22:11 05/07/12 Mon
- Alittle late getting here, but still hoping you had a very Happy Birthday, Maja!! (NT) -- jenks, 17:52:14 05/07/12 Mon
- THX for the wishes. Had a rainy start of the day but than the sun came out of the clouds and it was great. I hope this is a good omen for the year to come ;) (NT) -- Maja, 18:17:52 05/07/12 Mon
- Hope you had a great day, Maja! (NT) -- Deemus, 19:05:28 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy Birthday Maja! (NT) -- Sunset, 21:46:37 05/07/12 Mon
- Happy birthday Maja! (NT) -- kleigh, 22:39:56 05/07/12 Mon
- Have happy birthday with handsome Harm, Maja!! (NT) -- PeggyC, 18:27:33 05/09/12 Wed
- Maja, hope you enjoyed your special day with lots of goodies. My apologies for this quite unfashionable late greeting...... (NT) -- carramor, 10:10:45 05/13/12 Sun
More fun with Harm -- ;), 22:29:57 05/04/12 Fri
Yes you, Harmon Rabb Junior, it's time for your next case.

Did I mention you'll need to duck your head on this assignment?

You're going underwater, but you won't need to hold your breath, you'll be in a sub.

Surfacing after you find the Shadow.

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- Yep still HOT!! (NT) -- usmgrad, 21:32:18 05/05/12 Sat
- Harm can "Shadow" me anytime anywhere!! (NT) -- Cathy F., 11:12:26 05/06/12 Sun
  - "On my tail" would also be an option, right, Cathy F.? (NT) -- jenks, 19:01:39 05/06/12 Sun
- Thanks for Fun Harm.LOL! (NT) -- Brooke, 21:43:13 05/08/12 Tue

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