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Gabe Nevins - Does anybody else ever wonder how many hundreds of really cute boys Gus Van Sant goes through before he picks one for his next movie? This pretty 16 year old blond cutie made the cut for the movie "Paranoid Park", and I'll definitely be keeping my eyes open to see more from him in the future. John Robinson is a hard act to follow in the 'GVS movie blond hottie' category.


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  • Speak Week, Day 6 -- Comicality, 06:14:48 08/13/07 Mon

    Ha! You wanna hear something really funny? My request for a vacation next week...'denied'. I saw that, and then saw myself scheduled for even more hours than usual this week! LOL! You know what? I couldn't even be angry! I actually found it rather funny. Because I have NO intention of working those hours. NONE! I'll call in every favor I have if I have to, but I don't plan on letting them abuse me for three weeks in a row. I did my time, I'm working more hours than the store manager at this point (Last week, I worked 26 HOURS more!), and since I'm not getting that kind of a paycheck, they can kiss my ass. I honestly can't wait to tell them that tonight.

    I may actually be quitting one of these jobs very soon. And I'll be happy to live like a human being again. Enough, is definitely enough. I will definitely let you guys know the details on one of my days off this week. And I plan to have a FEW!

    That said....let's get this marvelous show on the road, shall we? :)

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  • Wizard World Chicago!!! -- wrathofmagneto, 21:38:15 08/12/07 Sun
    Greetings all from Wizard World Chicago! Hehe, it's been a blast! Seriously, I had so much fun it should be illegal. The only way it could have been better is if one of the cute boys wanted to have sex with me. Oh, and one of the guys behind the desk at our hotel is HOT! His name's Bart. Cute.

    The best part of the week was the top secret Warner Bros. Panel, which turned out to be a Q&A session with the Dark Knight cast and crew. Christopher Nolan (director), David Goyer, Jonathan Nolan (writers), Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent/Two Face), Christian Bale (Batman), and my favorite actor of ALL TIME Gary Oldman (Commissioner Gordon)!!!!!

    Then, after the Q&A session, they showed about 5 minutes of the film! The Joker looks AWESOME! I have no doubts about Heath Ledger. Then at the end of the clip...

    **SPOILER!!**



























    **SPOILER!!**

    There's a shot of Harvey Dent from behind in a bar, with scars clearly visible on the left side of his neck, and the bartender says:
    "Dent? Jesus, I thought you were dead!"

    DENT (with a gravelly voice): "Only half."

    Best thing ever. lol.

    Seeya Laterz!

    ^_~

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  • Hey all... -- Comicality, 14:04:11 08/11/07 Sat

    Just letting you know that I didn't get swallowed up or anything. It's just been an exhausting week. My energy lasted me until about Thursday. Hehehe, so I'm running on fumes at this point. But "Speak Week" WILL continue tomorrow right where we left off, with Day 5. Cool? And thanks Infinity for keeping things going! GOOD question! See? This is why I love for you guys to get involved. :)

    Anyway, I will see you all tomorrow. ((hugz))

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  • peeks out from a crater -- chris fallen, 23:38:05 08/09/07 Thu
    Wow now I know why this usually is not done com you are ether brave or an idiot :p I’ll let you know at the end of the week I’m just popping in to say some one better help rebuild the "fun" room here at the shack do you know how long it took to get those guys there? And someone blasted out one of the walls watch were you aim that thing

    PS (com you need to move north age of consent in Alberta is 14! just some thing I found out)

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  • hey all -- chris fallen, 00:57:29 08/07/07 Tue
    hey all wated to let all of you know how i'm doing alls well i'm out $450 for a wetsuit so that heart the account but i'm now and open water diver wich rocks any how the reson i'm posting this was to say that William send my an email i have some ideas about a seconds site and wonder if tyou want some help thats all

    ps matty dont even ask for a story update ;-P

    (i think i pulled some thing on that last face)

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  • Speak Week, Day 3 -- Comicality, 04:33:15 08/08/07 Wed

    I've typed enough here for one night, hehehe! Besides, I've gotta save some for later! :P

    Anyway, here is today's question!

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  • Speak Week, Day 2: "The Devil's Acrobat" -- Comicality, 05:19:43 08/07/07 Tue

    Sweet! Tonight, I just put in a ridiculous request for time off the week after next! LOL! I don't even know what excuse I'm gonna make up yet, but I think they'll get the hint and stop scheduling me for a billion hours a week after that! I wonder how much time they'll give me. I'll tell them I'm having a kidney removed or something! Whatever, as long as I get my vacay! :P

    I watched "Disturbia" tonight with a friend of mine after work, very cool flick! Of course, Shia's not nearly 'naked' enough in this movie, but my imagination will fill in the gaps where necessary. Mmmmmm....Shia!

    ANYWAY...here are today's questions! And I'll start posting "GFD" in a few minutes! Cool? Love and hugs! Seezya soon!

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  • "Speak Week" August - Belief -- Comicality, 03:53:25 08/06/07 Mon

    Howdy one and all!

    I have been ducking and dodging life left and right these days, and it keeps me moving. This coming week is going to be one of those looooong periods where my patience is tested at every turn. I looked at my schedules and I'm already exhausted just planning out how I'm gonna do it. BUT...luckily, I saw it coming ahead of time. So I planned a little ahead, to keep things rolling smoothly. But it didn't leave me a whole lot of time to talk last week. It was awesome to see you guys at the chat though! I needed the smile! :)

    ANYWAY, that aside, it's the first Monday in August, and that means a new "Speak Week" is underway! This month...we're talking about 'belief'. I was going to say 'Religion', but I think 'Belief' has a much wider range, don't you? Afterall, even NOT believing is a 'belief' in itself. As always, the questions aren't meant to be difficult, they only ask you to think a little more deeply than what's on the surface, and be honest with what you find there. Nothing more. There aren't any right or wrong answers here, just what you think and what you believe. So feel free to share! K?

    There aren't any TARGETS this month, and that's mostly because I couldn't think of any that coincide with the topic like I usually do! Hehehe! But that's just more time to answer the original questions, right? So there you have it! I'll post the first question below!

    Also, I hope to post the new "GFD" section before I have to run off to work today. But in the slight case that I don't, it'll be up when I get home (Probably arund 2 AM). Cool? Um....hehehe, you won't want to miss this one. ::Winks::

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  • The issue at hand... -- Comicality, 04:21:51 08/08/07 Wed

    I really do love to see the passion you guys have in discussing your beliefs so far! I really do. This is the kind of thing that does wake you up and solidify in you a certain 'stance' on what you believe. So, by all means, continue.

    I do want to make it absolutely clear, however, that it's not my intention to step on anyone's beliefs or make a commentary on any one religion or lack thereof. Yesterday's question was posted as a hypothetical question, and you all answered it beautifully. It really IS all about faith. And when it comes to faith, what proof would be enough? If a man sat next to you on the bus tomorrow, and told you he was God...if he could tell you everything about yourself, predict the future, make lightning shoot from the sky, and walk on water...you would either believe him...or you wouldn't. It all depends on your faith. If you didn't believe, you'd be looking for a scam, the strings, the hustle, no proof would EVER be enough. Even if it was the truth.

    I think that NOT knowing is where 'faith' becomes necessary. That's what makes it so strong. That's what makes it beautiful. If we knew the answer to everything, or could easily get access to it...then why would faith even be necessary? Your beliefs are your own, and we should respect that. I do. It fascinates me to hear about it. So keep going! You guys made some really good points down below on the last two questions. I'd love to hear more.

    Hehehe, as for yesterday's question, I hope you understand that it was meant as a way to just get you to think about how much your beliefs mean to you right now. We all use to think that the Earth was flat, and we were wrong. Change the books. We used to think man would never walk on the moon, and we were wrong. Change the books. And hey...does anybody remember the hype about the mysterious 10th planet, 'Planet X'? (Hehehe, sorry, I'm an 80's baby) But when it comes to belief...it's never that easy. And you guys demonstrated that in your answers. So thanks for being honest.

    NOW...that aside...I COMPLETELY messed up on the "GFD" post today, because the second half didn't post all the way! (I have a spell check on my email, and used it to help me do a quick edit before bed. NOT a good idea, because it didn't load even HALF of the text!) This is what happens when Comsie tries to come home and do things at 6 AM! :P Anyway, I'm going to take care of the other message boards and today's Speak Week, read emails, and then I'll fix it right away! Cool? ::Bows And Scrapes:: PLEASE forgive! I'm an idiot more times than not!

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  • ok.... as I can already see this getting personal.... -- mattykins, 15:24:19 08/07/07 Tue
    I'm gonna go ahead and speak for Com here.... Guys, these questions are meant for you to ask yourselves, not each other, and to learn what others believe... this is not about convincing others that what you believe is right and should be accepted by everyone. Everyone is entitled to their opinion on this subject, no matter how "right" or "wrong" everyone else thinks it is.

    These are all questions meant to provoke inner dialogue with yourself. Anyone who is firm in their belief, whether it be in Christianity, or Atheism, MUST accept the fact that, because they are not all knowing, they *COULD* be wrong in whatever they believe. Why? duh i just said it :-p we are NOT all knowing. Any person who is fair of mind MUST concede that their beliefs could be wrong. As a Christian, I do acknowledge that I might be wrong in that I believe God exists, and that Jesus is the savior of humanity. If i am any kind of christian though, I will not condemn anyone, not even myself, because thats God's job.

    Personally, I believe that WHAT you believe in isnt as important as THAT YOU BELIEVE in a higher power than yourself, and you accept that whatever power it is controls the universe, not you. Some may laugh at that and say I'm in control, but that's really not true simply because things happen to EVERYONE that they didn't bring on themselves, thus proving the fact that we are not in total control, and proving that SOMETHING ELSE is controlling everything. Whatever that is... who knows for sure.

    BUT, Com isn't asking you to throw your beliefs away, or believe something you don't. He IS however asking you the same questions I have.... WHAT IF everything you believe is wrong?

    Let's not attack anyone here, ok? Let's just be fair minded people and accept others' opinions on the subject. As far as I'm concerned, someone could tell me God doesn't exist and i'd laugh to myself. That's what we should all do. Let others have their opinions and not try to discredit them.

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  • Ooh, one other thing! :) -- Comicality, 05:05:10 08/08/07 Wed

    We also had some cool questions going on at the other two message boards as well this week! If you got time, stop on by! :)

    The "Cafe" is having a discussion this week on what's missing in gay online fiction! Like...what kinda of stories are you looking for that you just can't find anywhere? If you want to see a certain issue tackled or a character type that you feel has been lacking in the fiction you read, let them know.

    And the "Blood Bank" board is talking about Sun Quests this week, and what they would mean to you at the end of yor vampire existence. We've also got a new 'casting call' coming up on Thursday! Right now the search is out for "Jeremy: The Blood Dealer"! The suggestions so far? A young Eddie Furlong (Around 'Brainscan'), Nicholas Hoult (The Weather Man), or Dan Byrd (Hills Have Eyes 2006). What's your pick?

    (I LOVE the suggestions you guys had for "Zero" by the way! Hehehe!)

    That's all! I'm leaving now! Email time! :P

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  • Faith.. -- Byrjun, 14:53:19 08/07/07 Tue
    Well well well. Let's see. First of all I'd like to say that for those of you who make it their lives goal to disprove someone elses beliefs, shame on you. Because, our beliefs and convictions are basically the driving forces of our lives, which help to define who we are, and the morality by which we live. By morality I simply mean.. your personal and perhaps the social perspective as to what is "right, and wrong:" Most of which people tend to agree on. "Don't kill," "Don't steal," etc.

    Secondly, my belief system isn't about things that can be proved, or disproved - because they can't. That's the mystery of the universe, and of my "faith." That is the basis for all I believe in. Faith. Faith in perhaps a higher power, a creator. Faith in the fact that this life I live isn't a meaningless one. And most of all, Faith in the goodness of humanity, and a general love that should be the governing power of EVERYONE.

    If you were to throw random "facts," and statistics in my face, I would more than likely just ignore you. Because you know what? Facts, and statistics are only valid, and relevant to those who agree with, or believe in the method of determining these "facts," and statistics.

    I'm a very strong proponent of equality, peace, and respect for everyone. I believe that the faith, religion, or lack thereof which people govern their lives by - is an important thing to each and every person, and that to have someone try to disprove them, or argue THEIR way as the better is just wrong wrong wrong.

    That's all I really have to say. Faith is the basis for all of my beliefs, and an "undeniable proof," is only undeniable if I choose to let it dampen my faith. Which I won't. Undeniable is only undeniable to some people. :) I don't claim to have the only answer to this age old debate, and I would never deem it prudent, or respectfull to try and shove my beliefs down someones throat. Notice that I didn't even explain to you WHAT my beliefs are. They're mine, and some share them.. some don't. That's ok. I'm happy with who I am, and with the beliefs that help to define me.

    Love, equality, and peace. These are the things which we should take every opportunity to establish. These are the things that are missing in the world. These are the things that will change the plight which so much of our planet seems to be consumed by.


    "Be the change you want to see in the world."

    -Mahatma Gandhi -

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  • Hello, I have a question...... -- William, 05:25:06 08/04/07 Sat
    I posted this question a few weeks ago, but it was at the end of the message.
    First though I want to thank Com for providing a stage for so many to display their talent for writing.
    Would it be possible to have a page for hosted authors? As it is now, finding all the chapters in the library is time consuming and often I can't find the chapters. It would be great to have all the stories/chapters in one place.
    I know most of us are busy with jobs & will life in general. Time given in one place often means less time with loved ones or just doing other things we love to do. I appreciate very very much the time & work that makes the Shack the awesome site it is. If help is needed I'm here.
    William

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  • Freeway bridge collapses into river -- wildcard (very worried), 19:22:22 08/01/07 Wed
    Ken, Geoff and Drew I hope to god you're all ok. Let me know!!

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/01/bridge.collapse.ap/

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  • Election time -- ts88, 22:05:21 08/06/07 Mon
    youtube.com/watch?v=1RlVtsAvKfs

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  • I think this is very much needed -- ts88, 21:43:20 08/06/07 Mon
    youtube.com/watch?v=cV5adfBLAKo

    Thank You. Gilda, where ever you are!!

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  • A quicky! -- Nicolai, 19:49:48 08/01/07 Wed
    Hello!

    Due to the fact I've actually not been posting here for probably a few weeks, I thought I'd post a quick update on how I'm doing for those who care...heh.

    So nothing has happened these passed week for me, except plenty of MOO/MUD coding, and weird things. Yeah. Plus enrollment in the new boarding school and the presentation meeting which was awesome, by the way. Except for some kid who kept groping his girlfriend right across from my mother and I, and you could just hear the smacking of lips which caused me to have a hard-on throughout a lot of the meeting, except when we had to perform in a few activities where he had to go.
    But honestly, it's pretty annoying as hell and like...'Whoa man, talk about hormones' :O.

    Also. I just came home from a one week vacation in France with a really awesome swimming pool, a nice house, and a lot of funny experiences.
    Typically, just as I thought this week was gonna be enjoyable...it turns out that I wake up Monday morning with an inflammation of the right ear which hurt like a bitch.
    Today, it managed to pop a whole through to the eardrum which is totally eww. Thank god I'm on antibiotics now, and I can actually hear something on the right ear now, whereas before I started taking them, I was practically completely deaf after the damage had been made.

    Well...it sure sucks. And being deaf and blind would have been shitty, I'm sure.

    Anyways...that's pretty much it, I think.

    Just thought I'd write something quick to let you all know how it's going.

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  • GFD -- ts88, 21:15:55 07/29/07 Sun
    Well is it me or what? I can't find the new GFD. Did Com post it some where else??

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  • Here is my vid group -- ts88, 11:19:50 07/31/07 Tue
    Well here is my yahoo vid group, let me know what you think. Pat
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ts88sjokes/

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  • Get a new clock -- ts88, 11:14:46 07/31/07 Tue
    Get a new clock
    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

    The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!'

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when

    totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem upset at all.

    Whew! Got away with that one !

    Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

    When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh sh*t,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

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  • Anyone know how to get in touch with Cloud? -- Rick, 17:10:58 07/29/07 Sun
    If you do, or you read this Cloud, will you kindly email me? I have a question for you.

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  • Dom, I Agree With You........... -- William, 06:50:59 07/20/07 Fri
    **Date Posted: 16:58:05 07/18/07 Wed
    Author: Dom
    Subject: Thats funny... almost describes the UK to.
    In reply to: Comicality 's message, "Hehehe, so true, so true! :)" on 03:10:48 07/17/07 Tue**

    That's for sure Dom. I know the last few summers in London have been good. So why the first summer we're here it's rain, rain & more, lots more rain,lol. At least it's not cold, yet. It's been too hot in the S.F. Bay Area and I figure it's easier to keep warm & dry than trying to stay cool. At first I was saying no to friends invitations to go out, but they quickly made it clear that the British do not allow the weather to stop them going out & about. Andy is English but he loves hot weather,lol. So he is not amused with the rain. Being the good Englishman he is he refuses to stay in cause of the rain and drags me out with brolly in hand,lol.
    It's raining now actually. Our friend Rafa is coming over later. We're taking him to our 2 local gay pubs tonight, The Powder Monkey and The Rose & Crown.
    BTW, in the film "Beautiful Thing" is the Powder Monkey where Jamie & Ste were suppose to have gone. Although I think it was another pub just done the road that was used for the interior shots. It's just across from the park where the boys kissed after leaving the pub.
    Empathy, really like "Bad Seed"
    To the site Monitors; is it possible to have the stories in the library posted on a story page to have all the chapters together. It takes lots of time to find all the chapters in the library. Just a thought, maybe it's not possible due to some technical glitch. Thanks
    William

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  • FREAKY!!! Hehehe! -- Comicality, 20:53:46 07/23/07 Mon

    You know, it's really just something I started doing for fun sometime this afternoon, but after a while it DID get to be kinda creepy and obsessive!

    I just watched the movie "Number 23" today for the first time. I've had it for a week, but was too busy to watch it until today. (and today is the 23rd...but I'm sure that's more of a marketing gimmick than a coincidence) The movie was decent, but the concept was REALLY cool! There's an extra special feature on there about numerology that's pretty basic and vague for the amount of time that they had to do it, but when I added up my birthday numbers and heard what it meant, it was actually pretty damn close. So I looked a little bit more online, and I was a number 2 with a number 3 personality type. (23)

    So I looked into things a little bit more closely just to see how many things I could find...and after a while...hehehe you've just gotta stop! But you guys have GOTTA try it! It can be so creepy!

    - I added up the numbers on my old high school ID...and it equaled 23.

    - Driver's License number adds up to 50...which breaks down to the number 5 (2 + 3).

    - You have 46 chromosones in your body, 23 from each parent. My father's full name has 23 letters in it. My mother's full name (maiden and married name together)...23 letters.

    - I was born at 11:57 PM. 11 + 5 + 7 = 23

    - The numbers of my home address? Add up to 23.

    And that's just the beginning! Seriously! It's EXTREMELY freaky! And if you think I'm making this up, check out in the reply box below what I found out about the Shack! Hehehe, I'm telling you, it can be fun! Weird, but fun!

    Don't worry, I'm not turning psycho on you (at least not any more than I usually am), but if you start looking for that number, you'll be amazing how many places it turns up. Check out my reply below! I couldn't make that stuff up, this site has been here for years! Hehehe!

    Anyway, I had a busy weekend and took some time out to prepare "Savage Moon" for this coming Monday (The full moon), but "GFD" will be up tomorrow night! And you can expect another one on Friday! Cool? Love ya lots, and I'll seezya when I get back from the Twilight Zone!

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  • I’ve just gotta say... -- wildcard, 07:24:01 07/25/07 Wed
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEN!!!

    A little bird told me it’s your birthday, and we wanted to wish you all the best!

    If I knew how to do this all in fancy colours and stuff I would, so you’ll just have to visualise that part for me ;)

    Loveya heaps!!

    {{HUGS}}

    Ps- you had better not be working too hard ;) That goes for the other gramps as well ;) Loveya!

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  • Hey -- Mags, 17:06:30 07/14/07 Sat
    Is anybody who a male or female age 22 and under in here?
    Well if u are lol please e-mail me haha
    Mags

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  • some fun for all -- ts88, 22:43:40 07/24/07 Tue
    Here is some of what I have been doing, let me know what you think. If you like these vids I will post my yahoo page.
    P.S there is NO PORN. sorry the web page is "G & PG" rated.
    Pat


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zNcR2oAaF0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCItTEekyPU

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  • Cuckoo Rass -- wildcard, 20:08:02 07/25/07 Wed
    http://www.last.fm/music/Cuckoo+Rass/_/Roomful+Of+Diamonds

    I don’t know if you’ve heard of this song “Roomful Of Diamonds’ It has a haunting melody. This has to be one of my favourite songs of theirs at the moment.

    Gee, for someone who is sooo weighted down with so much work I sure do find the time to post a lot hehehe... I best get back to work then ;)

    {{Hugs}}

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  • Speak Week, Day 7: "The Porne Ultimatum" -- Comicality, 01:52:20 07/16/07 Mon

    What's up folks? The end of two weeks of torture is at an end. My check better look damn good this week! Because if there's so much as one hour missing, I'm going on a chainsaw rampage throughout the streets of Chicago! So look for it on your favorite news channel.
    Anyway, here are the last questions for "Speak Week" this month! Thanks so much for the input! I'll post my answers on my first day off! Promise! :) Be sure to shuffle back on over here on Monday, August 6th for next months' speak week! Part 2 of "This Or That"! Don't miss it!

    I'll talk to you soon! Seezya!

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  • Did anyone see "Clapham Junction" on Channel 4 -- William, 16:16:00 07/23/07 Mon
    Amazing film om British television. Many different interlocking stories mostly about gay men in this very good 2 hr. made for TV film.I couldn't believe it, full nude scenes. One story had a 14y.o. seducing a 30 y.o. and they even showed the nude sex scene,(it wasn't a love scene,lol).This would never be allowed on U.S. television. Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Well I could go on about those who I blame, but hey what's the point. I don't live there anymore so I'll leave that to someone else,lol.
    If this film ever comes to American theaters I recomend it.
    Freedom of Expression is alive and well in Britain.
    William

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  • Bucket Bucket Bo Bucket Banana Fanana Fo... -- Mad Bomber, 02:37:29 07/21/07 Sat
    There's one for you ts88. Someone typed that to me today in an instant message and I couldn't stop laughing. Had to share. Later, Me.

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  • I Miss Bill Clinton -- ts88, 12:41:48 07/21/07 Sat
    "I Miss Bill Clinton"

    It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

    Number 1 - He played the sax.
    Number 2 - He smoked weed.
    Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

    Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.

    ---ya gotta love it. But-not enough to put his old lady in the White House!

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  • boy singer -- ts88, 00:44:06 07/20/07 Fri
    youtube.com/watch?v=LxqZZJv8cSY&mode=related&search=

    youtube.com/watch?v=FqFgLouZZK4&mode=related&search=

    youtube.com/watch?v=mTYVRVwGsR0

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  • Hehehe, so true, so true! :) -- Comicality, 03:10:48 07/17/07 Tue
     
    For all of us Chi-Town folks who are enjoying our summer to the fullest...knowing that our usual winter is on its way again! :)

    Cold weather and what different people say about it

    60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
    Chicago people sunbathe.

    50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
    Chicago people plant gardens.

    40 above - Italian cars won't start.
    Chicago people drive with the windows down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes.
    Lake Michigan's water gets 'thicker'.

    20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

    0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.
    Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the
    sweatshirt.

    20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.
    Chicago people get out their winter coats.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
    Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

    60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
    Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
    'cold' enough.

    80 below - Mount St. Helen's freezes.
    Chicago people rent some videos.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.
    Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.
    Chicago people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"

    500 below - Hell freezes over.
    The Chicago Cubs win the World Series!

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  • Just watched "Camp".... -- mattykins, 03:02:35 07/18/07 Wed
    Good flick! Loved all the characters, male and female! Can't believe I never watched it before. there are several cuties you all might like to check it out! U can get it on Vongo if you have the subscription.... or, the usual places... Blockbuster, Amazon, wherever. Don't miss it!

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  • lmao just come across this on utube. saved by the bell brokeback style -- Andrew, 01:53:11 07/18/07 Wed
    dunno how to do links so im just gonna paste the address here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr5AYl5f4

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  • Yeah, yeah, gonna take a LOT more to keep me down than that! -- jalaki, 23:35:58 07/12/07 Thu
    Hehe, thanks all for your well-wishes and concern and get-better-soons and all that stuff :) *hugs all around* But trust me...gonna take something a LOT stronger than that to get rid of me! And even then my happy ass will just come a-haunting so have no fear you'll be rid of me anytime soon :P I suppose Geoff made it kinda worrisome with how he posted it but really it wasn't nearly as bad as he made it out to seem. Not the first time this has happened before heh.

    Obviously though, I'm back, so have no fear! Actually was back Weds. afternoon (CST) but hadn't been on the computer much until today. Still not back to 100% but getting there :)

    For those that are weird and curious about such things, the scoop is in the reply.

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  • Is silence an answer? Hehehe... -- Comicality, 04:36:59 07/15/07 Sun

    Don't worry, I'm not pushing (that hard)! I know that some of it is just that it was Saturday night and you guys should have either been out having fun, or in the chatroom having fun. :) But I've GOTTA ask, because it intrigues me!

    The question asked for "Day 6" was...'do you think you have a voice?' (Hehehe, to Drew...not can one PERSON change the world, can one VOICE change the world, including the one that rallies others to join in) Now, I'm looking at all of the other questions, and the response was awesome. Tons of replies. This one? Not so much. So what happened?

    Like I said, it's not a big thing, but I'm curious. And for anyone who might be shying away from that particular question, it's killing me to wonder why. I mean...it's totally cool if you say 'no'. I won't judge you for that. I doubt that I would have the strength to do it myself, so don't think that I'm looking down my nose at anyone. Sure, I run this website, and I love it...but if it came to outing myself in front of a huge audience of people and giving up the rest of my life to take a chance that I could make things better? Could I do that? I don't know. I honestly don't. Even with the best of intentions in my heart.

    When I ask if you have a voice, I'm not asking anyone to save the planet, work miracles, organize a march of thousands of followers, or stand in front of a tank. I'm asking if you think that your voice could make a true difference if you spoke out against something that you thought was wrong. If you just opened your mouth and told someone how you really felt, could you create change? In your world, your country, state, city, small town, school...even in your home. Could you, WOULD you, speak up? Hehehe, like I said, it's perfectly ok to say 'no'. It's a very scary thing to do, I understand. It can be a very scary thing to even think about sometimes. But this isn't one of those questions that I want folks to avoid or shrug away from so they can go back to being 'comfortable' without it.

    I'm the first person to admit...the world sucks. A LOT of it sucks. Some of it, I don't think will ever be fixed. As long as there is more profit in misery than there is in goodwill, there is NO cure for it. But...you never know...whatever you do for a living, however insecure, whatever your position, wherever you live...you just might be able to say the words that people need to hear. You might be the only person on this entire planet with the voice to wake people up to what's going on. The question is, how much faith do you have in that voice? You don't ever have to say a word to anyone...but what happens if you don't? ::Shrugs::

    No miracles, no giant demonstrations, no hunger strikes, no long years of torture or imprisonment...just a voice. Words spoken from your heart to the people who might need to hear it.

    Hehehe, ok, I'm done! :P That was yesterday's question, I know. But I'm keeping it going for one more day, and then I'm leaving it alone. Promise. I'll post day 7 tomorrow. Cool?

    Love ya lots! And THANK you for the added effort you guys. I noticed, and it helps. Not just me (although ego strokes are always AWESOME, hehehe!), but to those invisble people who are reading. You're helping them too. And that's just the 'voice' I'm talking about. ::Smooch::

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  • hey -- magdalena, 19:31:46 07/16/07 Mon
    omg today i had to finish my bird baby food for her since she not eatting it fast enough and it going bad lol.
    man it felt wierd eatting baby food lmao!
    see she got a bactie infection and she has to have baby food that organic and juice that is with her meds.
    i found 2 of her food getting mold on it ewwww!
    man that was gross.
    hey does apple suace go bad anybody i was just wondering?
    mags

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