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  • Stopping in... -- Ryuichi88 (enigmatic), 23:18:06 11/08/07 Thu
    Hey, all! I'm Matt from Denver, and I'm stopping in. I've been a HUGE fan of Comsie's work since I first encountered it at the age of 14. Of course, in those days I had to read them in my room with the door shut hehe. Since then, it's been a great form of escapism in hard times for me. As a closeted, day, romantic in a world of sex and social norms, it was my refuge through high school. I'm now 19 and out of the closet, and college, while taxing, is flexible enough for me to chat on the Shack for real. So, mucho gusto and hajimemashite! btw i LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THE VIAGRA POST ^^

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  • Sad News -- Bill (:(), 16:09:01 11/08/07 Thu
    I'm sorry to inform you that Stephen Warrington a regular chatter at chatuniv (DARKNIGHT)and long time shacker and author died this morning at
    7:10 due to complications of pneumonia.
    He died with family present and this ends years of suffering. He will be missed by all of us who knew him. I will be moving his stories to his site I host.
    http://steve.bill--porter.com

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  • Hurrah, I posted a story. -- Frank Aiden Ryan, 16:49:39 11/12/07 Mon
    Guess what? I just posted a fresh bit of my story 'Stephie's Misery' in the Library. It should be up when this is up. So go and read, I'd greatly appreciate it.
    If you're looking for the previous bits, you can just scroll back through the archives. They're there. I found that if you jump right to page 6 of the archives, it should take you directly to bits 3 and 4. The other two are only a little further back, I think.

    This bit is heavy in my trademark banter style, so enjoy it. And do let me know. Cheers!

    *wink*

    Frank Aiden 'Yes, I really need three names' Ryan

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  • It's that time again -- ts88, 20:25:52 11/11/07 Sun
    In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+year old white
    male,
    in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

    On Monday,
    at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and
    lascivious
    behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

    The suspect
    explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
    way home from a
    drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
    how a pumpkin is
    soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
    for miles or at
    least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he
    stated in a
    telephone interview.

    Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side
    of the road,
    picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
    purpose, cut
    a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.'
    "Guess I
    was really into it, you know?" he commented with
    evident
    embarrassment.

    In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed
    to notice an
    approaching police car and was unaware of his audience
    until officer
    Brenda Taylor approached him.

    "It was an unusual
    situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
    "I walked up to Mr.
    Aylor and he's just banging away at this
    pumpkin."

    Officer Taylor went
    on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor.

    "I said, "Excuse
    me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
    with
    a pumpkin?"

    He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
    there, and then he
    looked me straight in the face and said.....

    "A
    pumpkin? ..... Shit...is it midnight
    already?"

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  • What happened to 'Untouchable'? -- Countryman, 13:06:26 11/10/07 Sat
    I have greatly enjoyed reading Comicality's story 'Untouchable'.. but only 5 episodes have been posted, and the story doesn't seem to be going anywhere at the end of part 5. Is it going to be concluded (and hopefully extended for at several more episodes before the conclusion)?

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  • "Stretching"......"rub eyes and snuggle up to comsie arms and a quick kiss, ran hug ALL the rest of the member" hehehe.. -- Ryan Lee, 08:34:35 09/19/07 Wed
    Wassup people?!! I miss ya all so much and hopefully ya miss me back. I`ve been away lately and i`m back to check things here, hmmmm guess everything went well ^_^. Wanna check out some asian updates? here it is!! My new found Favorite band!!




    Their sing well and their age are between 13 to 16 1/2 y.o! I luv da middle one!!! >.

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  • Just being social for a moment. :) -- Comicality, 21:48:15 11/07/07 Wed

    I figured I'd peek my head in for a while. Hehehe! Maybe grab an ice cold popsicle from the fridge. They're good all year round. (Of course...those 'warm' popsicles are pretty damn tasty too)

    Oh yeah, and despite some previous fantasies of Shia Lebouf in handcuffs that I've had in the past, I swear, I'm NOT the one tha got him arrested in Chicago yesterday! Hehehehe! Mmmm...Shia in a prison shower? That would be hot!

    You know what I noticed today? That extremely hot teenage boys seem to always come in twos and threes. It's like...they cluster up and flock together on a daily basis. All day, whenever a really cute guy walked in....BAM...there's his really hot best bud coming in right after him. I see one get on the train, he's got a girlfriend...then...BAM...his really hot friend gets on the train with his girlfriend too. I am definitely going to study this strange phenomenon a bit more closely. I mean...do they 'plan' on that? Or do they just go to schools where everybody is just as pretty as they are? And if hot boys always become friends with each other...is that, like...an attraction of some kind? Even if they're straight, is there something in the bck of their mind going, "Wow, he's hot. I wanna be around this person." Hehehe, I will discover the key to this mystery. More on my findings later.

    Anyway, just popping in to meet and greet for greedy meat! Whatever THAT means! :P So I'll seezya soon!

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  • How does someone know if he/she is a bi? -- MInt, 21:52:26 11/08/07 Thu
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  • I wasn't quite sure what to say.... :( -- Comicality, 23:23:43 11/09/07 Fri

    There aren't any words. When a Shacker is lost, it touches us all. Especially when it's someone who was was always around to chat and build such strong friendships with the rest of us. It's disturbing to think of him not being around anymore, and I wish I had come to more chats to talk more when I had the chance. But I know that he shared some laughs with us in this place, even when times were hard. And I hope those good times are what he kept with him when he passed on.

    To DK....we love you, we miss you, and thank you for being here with us when you could. God Bless.

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  • SMILE !!! -- ts88, 18:47:05 11/07/07 Wed
    1) Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants

    2) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
    So I said "Implants?" She hit me

    3) How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?

    4) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

    5) When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

    6) Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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  • If you need a laugh -- ts88, 06:50:15 11/05/07 Mon
    If you need a laugh, then read these Children's Science Exam answers.
    >
    > Q: Name the four seasons.
    > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    >
    > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
    > drink.
    > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
    > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
    >
    > Q: How is dew formed?
    > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
    >
    > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
    > A: Keep it in the cow.
    >
    > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
    > tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
    > moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
    >
    > Q: What are steroids?
    > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    >
    > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
    >
    > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
    >
    > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
    > A: Premature death.
    >
    > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
    > and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
    > contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
    > five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
    >
    > Q: What is the fibula?
    > A: A small lie.
    >
    > Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
    > A: Nearby.
    >
    > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
    > A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
    >
    > Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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  • Happy Birthday -- ts88, 22:33:18 11/05/07 Mon
    Happy birthday, Freefallen. You old Man. hehehe

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  • BIG NEWS BIG NEWS!! -- Casper, 20:39:57 11/05/07 Mon
    OK!!
    so what i did over this week/end
    THE BAND IS FINAL WE ARE A BAND!!!
    ok, so i started a band a few weeks ago, and we had our first meeting this past sunday.
    our name is "hypocritical facade" even tho i can't spell it and i own the band
    soooo yah
    but we kick butt.
    we have yet to practace as a goup
    but we're all going to cart up to my mum's empty under-construction house next sunday to practace and do fun things.
    so! if anyone thinks the shack should have a mascot-band speak up.
    Comsie? will u honor us??? plox???? fanku *kisses* much love

    ~kiss kiss
    Casper

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  • Just wondering. -- Mint, 00:41:23 11/05/07 Mon
    Hi. This question have lingered in my head for quite a long time, and I never really ask my gay friends.. What do they think of us fag hags actually?

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  • What does this mean? -- Geoff, 14:45:32 11/04/07 Sun
    Yesterday, I sent an 'away' msg to a friend of mine via AIM....I sasd.."long time no see." He replied, also as an 'away'sg..."fgfgt."

    Does anyone know what that means?

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  • I Saw the PIER!!!! -- ObsidianEyes (Happy Happy Happy!!!!!), 19:06:26 11/05/07 Mon
    I was in Chicago a couple of weeks ago ( jes got back from a looong road trip hehehehe) and I convinced the people I was with to go to Navy Pier with me. We got there after dark (They insisted seeing the regular local sights first i.e. Sears Tower, Shedd aquarium and the planetarium) and the whole place was mostly closed, at least the attractions were anyways. But we roamed around until we reached the end of the pier and I saw the anchor. It was so awesome that I got to go there and now I feel as if I got to enter Taryn's and Justin's world!

    That place was so kewl If i had lived round there I'd be hanging out at that spot everyday. *Sigh* Shame Toronto doesn't have a place like that......

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  • Rollovers suck ass... -- Comicality, 00:29:15 11/06/07 Tue

    Ugh...

    Okaaaaay, so my schedule kinda rolled over where I worked last weekend and then all my days are scrunched together at the beginning of this week. Which mens my next day off isn't until Friday. (Seven days in a row is a little rough on the old 'dream machine', you know what I mean?)

    So, I'll fix everything on Friday for posting on Saturday. Everything will be on the site AND the library on Saturday for this week. nd our "Speak Week" will have to wait until this coming Monday where I cn get that all worked out. In the meantime, this week will be spent on emails instead. Cool?

    I'm a bit braindead at the moment, and all I wanna do tonight is rest my brain. Hehehe, so I'll seezya soon.

    Lotsa love :)

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  • Surprise in the morning paper. -- Sheep (smug), 18:45:12 11/01/07 Thu
    This bit of news greatly amuses me: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/world/antigay-church-to-pay-117m-over-cheering-at-marines-funeral/2007/11/01/1193619024312.html

    Well... I guess even the link explain it all.

    I hope Fred Phelps have a nice weekend.

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  • Long week...ugh... -- Comicality, 02:32:06 11/02/07 Fri


    You would think that both jobs wanted to 'punish' me for taking a vacation or something. Geez! But, despite their attempts to break me, I have the WHOLE day off tomorrow! On a FRIDAY! And I'm not going ANYWHERE! This house will literally have to BURN DOWN to get me to even go outside! I'm not answering the phone, the answering machine is already on mute, ringers off! I'm not answering the door, so if you sent me a blond boy in the mail....do it on Saturday instead! :) (Please???)

    I have some really long emails that I have really been procastinating on, and I wanna answer them all tomorrow! There are some good friends that I've been out of touch with for way too long, and I really need to at least say hello. Besides, I've got good stuff to tell you all! :)

    So everything is caught up and back on schedule now! Email is great, the boards are in order, and I'm trying to get a "Speak Week" together for next week! (But I will definitely be contacting my 'volunteers' next week to see if you guys can give me some more help every other month. K? Thank you in advance!)

    Also, if you guys get a chance, be SURE to check out the brand NEW Gay Authors Fall Anthology!

    http://www.gayauthors.org/anthology/index.php

    All of your favorite authors are there, giving you a TON of brand new stories to read! So be sure to check it out, and send them an email to let them know what you thought! As I've always said, there is SUCH an amazing wealth of talent on the GA site! So don't miss out! :)

    I've gotta run. Look for "GFD" this weekend, and "Savage Moon" on Monday!

    ::Whispers:: And did somebody say...."New K..." SHHHHHH!!! They're listening!

    Nevermind. Strike that last comment from the record! :P

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  • So, Dumbledore is officially gay. -- Frank Aiden Ryan, 12:51:43 10/20/07 Sat
    You have to admire JK for sheer cunning. The malicious woman has just earned herself another billion dollars with this move when thousands of kids will demand she writes a prequel trilogy ( at least) telling of Albus' younger years.

    Brilliant, JK. I bow to thee.

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  • Catching up quick! :) -- Comicality, 18:26:35 10/26/07 Fri

    Okie dokie! I spent the last two days woking these magic fingers of mine to get things running again, and I'm pretty much caught up! I've got a LOT more emails to get to, but it was awesome to talk to a lot of you again! (And some for the first time!) I'll be answering more tomorrow, because don't have to go to work until tomorrow night. So expect more soon! :)

    Also, I'm posting "GFD" in the Library as soon as finish writing this. It's already put together and edited, so it will only take about fifteen minutes. Cool? (Sorry...dial up on an already sluggish system can be frustrating) But you can check it out there. And I spent some time Wednesday getting the next few "Billy Chase" episodes ready for both the site and for Nifty! So things are great, and I hope to talk to ya soon!

    Gotta run! Stuff to do! But I'll seezya later! :)

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  • RED SOX ARE WORLD CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!! -- mattykins, 23:35:51 10/28/07 Sun
    Woooooooooooooot!

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  • IT was So worth the Wait for GFD -- Dar, 13:16:13 10/30/07 Tue
    I've been checking your update for gfd like practically everyday, I have been reading this story eversince i was 16- and It has some relaly cool ideology that i quote from either by conversation or writing it on an essay. But not most of my teacher knows who comicality is--- but they write comments about how interesting your saying is.

    Hmm I really haven't introduced myself but I'm dar... weird name but whatever. The first stories that was introduced to me what the new kid in school by a friend. I stayed up 24 sitting there and readin and reading. It was like the best i've read and that got me interested in reading, thanks to ya. Then I started reading other story, but nothing compared itself to your GFD--- it has a sense of realistic even tho it was fiction. The way you word your words, your concrete adjective, as well as you made every single sentence counts--- your writing is eloquent.

    Ok - no more praises. But yeah.. KEEP UP the good work comsie--- if you were to publish your stories and sold it all around the world. I bet you'll be a billionaire by now.
    I wish other ppl can appreciate how hard you put into writing.

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  • This is gonna tick a lot of people off -- Zephyr, 03:43:16 10/20/07 Sat
    Chris Crocker...Hot yeah, but as long as he doesnt talk, move or be the most obnoxious queen that I have ever had the unfortunate experience of letting my eyes and ears bleed to. Its so sad that someone that cute could actually make that happen to me within 5 seconds of the Brittany crap, the rest of it just made him so pathetic and not even close to attractive in any ways. Sorry guys, he's the epitomy of what makes it hard for the rest of us to live our lives. Hates gays that dont act like "him"???? We "act" straight?? we're assholes because we arent attracted to people like "him". I'm not really gay according o=to him. Let me tell all of you something, what makes you gay is your attraction to other guys, what you like about other guys is as much your business as what you dream about. What attracts you to a certain personality is your business, no-one elses. This kid brings out every stereotype of what we are and demands that we should be. How many of you actually strive to be Chris Crocker?? or are you more attracted to the fact that he has the balls to do what he's doing? He doesnt have a message, he has a selfish purpose to justify. He has a selfish purpose to be someone (and not someone in the delicate sense of being seen, in the aerogant purpose of someone wanting to be found... you cant tell me that you cant tell that he's acting or trying to act.) I've watched them all and its irritating to see that he has this following. When pride parades still are accepted with heckelers, when coming out still scares the hell out of people because of the stigma that we have...and now this is what everyone wants to embrace? I saw one video of his where he basically told me that because I dont act like him or like guy's like him that I'm a bad fag. I laughed, and I laughed hard. I dont "act gay" I dont "act Straight" I just am who I am and like who I like, I certainly dont like guys like him. Hate me or not for saying it, but its people like him that make the majority of us look bad because he's trying too hard. If your gay, just be gay the way that you are, dont play off of the bullshit, just be who you are. Making people like him an idol just prolongs the stereotype, prolongs the good people from coming out and prolongs growth for all of us. Yes he's cute, but so are a lot of us out there with something to say.

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  • Hahahah, see? -- Frank Aiden Ryan, 06:44:03 10/19/07 Fri
    Thank you so much Comsie, for affirming I'm not a completely rancid creature by stating that you too find Chris Crocker hot.

    So do I. Unabashedly so.

    Now if only I could stop my boyfriend from slapping me every time I look at one of his videos or pictures. =)

    That's right, I saved his naked pictures!! I admit it!! I care not, I'm already cursed and doomed!! bwahahahahaha!

    Eh. Sorry about that.

    *wink*

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  • Wow, its almost a reunion of sorts :) -- Nyte, 18:27:15 10/11/07 Thu
    hehehe, now all that's missing is:
    Dash
    iomfats
    eggy
    oracle
    JT
    kevin
    matt
    drew
    drew
    drew
    jalaki
    geoff
    locke
    maria
    ien
    natpea
    lovell
    mark
    storm
    ...soooo many names I could never do them justice here hehehe

    by the way, I do remember you old shackers :) but the question is...do you remember me? ;)

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  • Red Sox make the Series! W00t Diddly 00t!!!!!! -- mattykins, 01:18:51 10/22/07 Mon
    We is gon' kick them Rockies' asses, yo!

    ^wierdo

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  • Toronto -- Talon, 18:09:09 10/24/07 Wed
    So I'm in toronto on vacation.
    Originally I started my vacation with a house party at my place on friday.
    Got bored saturday so I flew from Calgary to Vancouver. (I love working for an airline)
    Met up with a friend. It happened to be his 19th birthday so I took him out clubbing. Had a blast. By tuesday we were both to hungover from the past few nights of clubbing to do anything so I got bored and flew to Toronto to meet up with my buddy Matt. (xy cover boi) then we went to see 30 days of night. Amazing movie omg and so scary.
    Tonight is apparently college night at one of the gay clubs here so we're gonna hit that because matt hosts the night. Then friday is some massive halloween party at this club called Circa. I guess the night event is called Randomland or something like that. Should be a gong show :D

    Anyway, then I'll be flying back to calgary on Saturday. back to work on monday. And yeah...
    That was my little vacation story.

    How's everyone else doing? lol

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  • OK, now I'm gonna trash this Jay Baruchel kid -- Zephyr, 21:08:11 10/24/07 Wed
    LOL, made ya look!

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