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Date Posted: 04:25:18 12/04/05 Sun
Author: JP
Subject: Future Home of JP's Review
In reply to: Patrick Lonergan 's message, "REVIEWS: Dane Cook 12/03/05" on 10:35:27 12/03/05 Sat

Mmm cashews...

Disturbing.

I just wanted to reserve a spot for a review before the thread gets all filled up. Not sure if I'll be able to get it all done this week what with a new ep this Saturday but I'll try. Thanks to everyone who had encouraging words with regards to my review. To all those who e-mailed and told me I sucked as a reviewer and as a boyfriend...SCREW YOU!

I read this week's ep and it was great. The WU was awesome and I actually think it was on par if not way...dare I say it...dare I...bett...hmmm...butter...ug, I'm such a chicken. Anyways, I enjoyed reading it tons. Btw, that was actually Koko in the graphic. Heh, I couldn't reproduce the 'Girls Gone Wild' font for APE but I tried...

Okay, everyone can stop reading now. I'm just gonna blog a bit here, since as previously mentioned my regular blog is in a state of disrepair until sometime next spring.

JP's Blogtime Blog Blog December 3, Blog thousand and Five

First off, Francis, you win. I guess a chestnut is a nut. Of course, by your logic it could have just as easily been a 'chest'. Maybe I was thinking of a water chestnut...

I got up early today and then I slept in late. Crazy. I got up early to do some writing then got tired and went back to bed. Heh.

I had some pie which was good. The thing about pie is, it's good. The thing I don't like is that it has this sexual connotation to it. Thank you 'American Pie' and The Rock(wrestler). I don't even cut my pie into wedge shapes anymore. I use this round cookie cutter to make, like, mini-pies(minus the crust) out of the big pie. Then I eat the leftovers mixed with ice cream. Yeah, it's just I get tired of thinking about vaginas all the time.

It's almost Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Christmas I'd like another season of Arrested Development!

Come on stupid FOX!!!!!!

BLOG STOP NOW!

Thank you all for your patience...

JP

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A Whole lotta big overdue words on Dane's Ep! -- Prateek S., 11:43:09 01/08/06 Sun