| Subject: Digital TV |
Author: Wes [Edit]
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Date Posted: 14:38:36 02/19/09 Thu
This probably won't be of a lot of interest to non-US readers, but what the heck. I sometime write a column for the paper where I work, mostly if I need to fill a hole on the editorial page. I thought about putting this on the "Shorts, outtakes and rants" page, but figured the interest in it would be transitory. But what the heck, here goes.
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In case no one noticed, Tuesday was the vaunted February 17 when we were supposed to have the long-advertised changeover between analog and digital TV broadcasting.
Never being one to let things to to absolutely the last minute, last Sunday I started hooking up the two digital converter boxes we've gotten so far. Let's just bypass the details and the foul language involved, but after two hours of messing with the (expletive deleted) things, I couldn't get either of them to work.
I spent a considerable amount of time over the next day or so contemplating the ancestry and habits of the joker that dreamed this up in the first place. By Monday after work, I'd come up with only one idea -- maybe the VCRs involved were messing the boxes up somehow. So, I disconnected the VCR (also cursing the idiot that put the screw-on antenna fittings on the VCR in a well where I couldn't get at them with a wrench.) After longer than it should have taken, I turned the TV and converter on. Lo and behold, it worked! So out of sheer curiosity and the wife saying that she needed the VCR, I put everything back the way it had been before I started messing with it. It worked like it was supposed to.
All I could do was stand there and say, "Go figure."
Just about the same thing happened with the other TV. It doesn't have to make sense, I guess.
So, I was busy working in the shop last evening when the wife got home from whatever meeting she'd been at. The first I knew of it was when she called down to the shop to complain that the VCR had recorded nothing but fuzz.
It took a little figuring, out, but finally I asked her, "What did you have the VCR set on?"
"Channel 13 and later Channel 24," she replied.
"That's the problem," I told her. "The TVs and VCRs effectively now only have two channels, 3 for broadcast and 60 for satellite."
"But how am I supposed to record and switch channels?"
"You don't," I told her. "At least not until we get a digital VCR."
Again, let's defer the details save to say that she was not very happy. Nor was I. After some discussion we worked out how to deal with the issue in the short run, although the long run is going to have to involve more converter boxes or that digital VCR. "You mean I have to have four remotes now?" Yep.
OK. I've heard all the reasons about how this is supposed to clear bandwidth and like this. I would be just about ready to believe any conspiracy theorist that is ready to charge that this whole digital TV thing is just a plot to get the ever-strapped American consumer to buy more unnecessary electronics. The only reason I don't think this is the case is that all of this stuff is being made in China, anyway, by the same idiots that recess screw-on fittings so you can't get a wrench on them.
I for one don't see any improvement in picture quality; in fact, I think it's a little worse. What's worse yet is that the number of TV channels I can receive has been severely cut. I can't pick up any Detroit stations now, for example. Goodbye to some good Canadian TV I occasionally watched on Channel 9, for example.
If you've read my column before you know I'm not a big TV freak, so when you get right down to it, it's not a great loss to me. But I think I can say that to most people, digital TV is like modern cars: an unnecessary pain in the rear end disguised as an improvement.
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- Re: Digital TV -- Dmitri, 16:31:43 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- wexwiz543, 18:58:00 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- Ed, 18:59:12 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- Jack, 22:25:13 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- dotB, 23:34:57 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- SEth, 23:40:50 02/19/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- Boyd, 00:13:17 02/20/09 Fri
- Re: Digital TV -- Javahead, 22:37:21 02/24/09 Tue
- Re: Digital TV -- PlainBill, 21:49:43 02/26/09 Thu
- Re: Digital TV -- Diana Little, 03:48:17 03/03/09 Tue
- Re: Digital TV -- Kyle, 00:14:49 03/22/09 Sun
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